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Friday, July 23, 2004

Ladybee777 “odd behavior cry for help”

Woke up Tuesday to an alarming email from Aunt Margaret.  (Apparently, so did quite  few of you, as evidenced by the many "I think your aunt has completely lost it" messages I received.) 

It took several hours to finally get a hold of Aunt M on the phone.  Before I could say a word about the "odd behavior cry for help," she had her own email question for me:

Did I have any idea why all of her Hotmail would disappear overnight? 

I logged in as ladybee777 to check out the damage.  Old password worked fine. But no mail in any of the folders…?  Weird.  (Where was the concerned reply I had sent her that morning?)

Wrote a quick test message and sent it off to myself.  Nothing shows up in my gmail inbox.  Try again, this time to an older account.  Check there: Nothing.  Again.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Nothing.  Like a little Maxwell's Demon siphoning off all ingoing and outgoing messages.  (And apparently sending out its own.)

So Aunt Margaret's email appears to have gone the way of the China countdown.  Hijacked.  Repurposed. 

My first instinct: ask Hotmail to kill the account entirely.  But then someone calling him (her?) self "xnbomb" sent me a very persuasive email that made me rethink things.  Read for yourself:

It seems that snippets of various emails that have been sent to you by my colleagues have been reassembled and sent back, apparently originating from your aunt's hotmail address.  I'm not really sure what it means at this point.  But it tells us that we can communicate with these entities using email.  In the absence of having a clear idea of just what is going on, the first priority is to communicate, that is how we can learn more.  It's at least possible that we've stumbled across something extraordinary here, and our first priority must be to learn all that we can about it.
 
It's for that reason that I'm going to suggest that you take no further action that interferes with what's going on at ilovebees.com.  There's another reason too, one slightly more disturbing.  Consider this passage from the end of the tale hidden in the images:
 
"The day will break and the sun will rise when the Queen returns to rule, and further let it be known that retribution on any who hinder the return of the Queen will be swift and terrible.

This is a significant warning, namely that any interference with that process will be regarded as a hostile act, and will be responded to accordingly.  I don't know what the SPDR is capable of, but I'm not sure I want to find out.It's for this reason that I suggest that you don't do anything else to get in the way of this business.  If your aunt's business needs a functioning web site immediately, purchase her a new and similarly named domain and get her web site going there.  But let this follow its course… while it could just be some hackers being jerks, there is at least a chance that this is something unique and important and wonderful, a window on a world that we may have never seen before, nor will ever see again.


Optimistic and curious, yet with the good sense to be terrified.  This seems like a pretty good fix on the situation — thanks, xnbomb. 

I am, of course, wildly nervous about letting the bug(s) continue wreaking havoc entirely unimpeded.  But nothing, and I mean nothing, I was doing on the tech side seemed to make a damn bit of difference anyway.  So it seems like a good plan to switch gears from active damage control to... well, what? 

(ideas?)

P.S. Have decided to try to shield Aunt M from the latest development, so for now I'm telling her it’s a widespread Hotmail glitch.  I hope I'm doing the right thing.

357 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Shielding relatives, particularly those of the elderly variety, from complicated computer stuff (especially when it's /this/ bad) is *always* a good idea! You're definitely doing the right thing!
cHiX0r

7/23/2004 09:18:47 AM
Celina said...

Hi Dana,

No worries... Aunt M seems to have enough on her mind with those "varroa mites" (FYI.. misspelled on the site). I did some research on those things.... very nasty. How goes her fight against those little beasties?

Celina

7/23/2004 09:30:00 AM
Anonymous said...

Its all a conspiracy by microsoft to promote halo 2, check out the halo 2 trailer and it had this sites name at the end of the trailer

7/23/2004 09:30:27 AM
Anonymous said...

um, rigghhht. Microsoft has taken an interest in a small beekeeping website, so much so that it hacked into it? Doesn't seem likely.

7/23/2004 09:39:01 AM
Anonymous said...

WoW. Completely new way of marketing, Microsoft. I applaud you.

7/23/2004 09:49:53 AM
Anonymous said...

Yea and Microsoft also Secretly is running the whitehouse as well.

7/23/2004 09:55:10 AM
Dana said...

(dana decides to reserve the right in the future to delete wildly off-topic, hostile or prankster comments.)

No offense to anyone, I hope. I'm as big a fan of occasional irrelevance, open hostility and practical jokes as the next person, but we've already got enough entities of questionable motives to deal with as it is, and I don't want anyone to waste their time defending me or digging through nonsense comments.

(you can always email me with the OT stuff or if you want to pick a bone with me.)

7/23/2004 09:56:10 AM
Anonymous said...

wow this is getting wierd. there is a new halo 2 teaser trailer playing in movie theaters, and at the end, it does falsh between xbox.com and ilovebees.com people are talking about it on the forums at bungie.com and are kinda freaked out. if you dont believe me go here http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=364518&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1

7/23/2004 10:05:04 AM
alaranth said...

Yeah, if Microsoft were involved, where's the stupid paper clip offering to help? :P

Dana, I definitely think that it's a good idea about shielding your Aunt, especially since she isn't very tech-savvy. Heck, even those of us that /would/ consider ourselves to be tech-savvy are confused! Her hotmail account seems to almost be acting /dev/null like -- stuff that gets directed to there goes poof, but with /dev/null/, nothing comes back out...

I guess it's a switch from active damage control to investigation? Or, perhaps more importantly, communication. Have you tried at all to send an email to the hotmail account, well, saying hello to whatever took it over?
-Sara

7/23/2004 10:08:32 AM
Anonymous said...

I'm saying this is a good thing though, a wonderful way of marketing if you ask me. I mean, I'm just looking through the site for clues and the sort to lead to maybe extra footage of halo 2! And I know I'm not the first to say this, but if you download the halo 2 trailer from http://www.fileplanet.com/files/140000/143468.shtml.

If you look carefully at the end, the xbox.com turns into www.ilovebees.com for a second. Think I'm lying? Check out
http://xbox.gamespy.com/xbox/halo-2/532916p2.html

In case your wondering, they say exactly the same thing.

www.ilovebees.com was never hacked people. Microsoft is a crappy software, but the folks at Microsoft are ingenius at business and marketing. A new and original marketing ploy is this highly entertaining "hacked site" of dear aunt margaret. I say once again, my hat is off to you Microsoft.

Of course, "Dana" reserves the right to delete anything she wants to, so this post might be deleted in hopes to keep on with this charade.

What I will say, Dana, is that I'm only providing a explanation of what happened, and if you were not working for Microsoft, you would not delete this post.

7/23/2004 10:16:39 AM
Anonymous said...

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7/23/2004 10:16:46 AM
Anonymous said...

www.fileplanet.com/files/140000/143466.shtml
Halo 2 teaser, it switches to Ilovebees.com for a second.

7/23/2004 10:18:09 AM
Anonymous said...

I like the fake people like Christie pretending to be all concerned about the fake aunt. Very clever!

7/23/2004 10:20:22 AM
Anonymous said...

sorry not christie... celina

7/23/2004 10:21:19 AM
Anonymous said...

If these were fake people, and Microsoft were running the show, why would one of them use a gmail account? I'm sure MS really wants to go around advertising their webmail competitor.

- josh g.

7/23/2004 10:28:01 AM
Anonymous said...

This sounds like a case of a hacked webserver, and the hacker finding your aunt's email password. Why are people advocating leaving it untouched? Get a professional to fix this, and have your aunt change her password if she still has access to the account.

7/23/2004 10:30:04 AM
Anonymous said...

if microsoft was running the show, would they tell viewers to go to www.ilovebees.com in there halo 2 trailer that happens to be showing across the country. Stuff like that does not happen by accident.

Internet culture is a fickle thing, and if this thing does take off, which looks like it is, halo 2 will get even more publicity. The brilliant thing: this is costing microsoft little to no money.

People love conspiracy.

7/23/2004 10:34:58 AM
Anonymous said...

Interesting...
Betcha never though you would get a large influx of Halo 2 fanboys on a beekeeping website. Though i think i might take whatever they did to this website and use it.... for other things....
Just joking, i'm a website designer for pandemic. Hope it all works out. BTW Halo 2 fanboys are by default crazed conspiracy nuts.

7/23/2004 10:35:15 AM
Anonymous said...

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7/23/2004 10:36:03 AM
Anonymous said...

actually, i don't paticularily care for halo... more of a half-life fan myself...

However, I do like a good conspiracy as the rest of ya, and hey, this could be internet history in the making... not because of halo, but because this is an ingenius marketing ploy that can only work once (after this, nobody can do it again).

-- Mac

7/23/2004 10:38:25 AM
Dana said...

AUGH. headache. too much noise, I am losing the signal...
I am turning off anonymous comments for now.
Please log in to post.
thanks, guys.

7/23/2004 10:46:39 AM
- Ðanïel - said...

Sweet!! This is the equivalent of the Halo Cortana Letters! I'm keeping my eye on your "honey" site.

7/23/2004 11:03:06 AM
Crimsoncross said...

So this is how we found out about the covenant on earth eh? Or some other race being attacked by the covenant. Clever bungie clever!!

7/23/2004 11:07:06 AM
Mac said...

lol

7/23/2004 11:13:38 AM
Thomas said...

This was definately done on purpose, it's the only site hosted on the server (which is rejecting my packets).

7/23/2004 11:38:47 AM
Cortana said...

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7/23/2004 11:39:11 AM
Sean-118 said...

This site might become something similar to the Cortana Letters, or it might just be a trick. Maybe Bungie/Microsoft is just luring us here, while this site might actually be just a poor victim of hackers. I wouldn't put it past the jokesters at Bungie to lure us to a conspiracy look-alike, only to reveal later on that there was and never will be Halo 2 info here. Then again, there could be secret Halo 2 data hidden among the messiness of this place. I guess we all need to pay close attention to what goes on here...

As for the countdown, I'm not sure what its purpose is. We'll find out soon enough, I suppose.

7/23/2004 11:50:16 AM
Sean-118 said...

Alright, I just noticed the post above my first one. I take back what I said about this being a "trick."

7/23/2004 11:53:53 AM
Nate said...

Ha, i cant wait to see what boils down out of this.

7/23/2004 12:45:02 PM
Ubari said...

Buzz buzz.

I am a bee.

I serve the queen.

Buzz buzz.

7/23/2004 12:49:26 PM
Shodan said...

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7/23/2004 12:58:46 PM
DmGoober said...

WhoIs.net has a phone number for ILoveBees.com. 415 area code, which is Bay Area. If you call, you get "Dana's" answering machine. Nothing too interesting.

Reverse lookup of the address listed at WhoIs.net reveals a couple of companies:
CAPE Foundation, Equality California, Madderra Garret S DDS LP, The Ups Store, Warren & Associates Llc. None of them have the phone number listed in whois.net.

Reverse lookup of the phone number itself fails.

7/23/2004 01:03:03 PM
Shodan said...

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7/23/2004 01:04:10 PM
astashenko said...

Since we are trying to communicate with this "thing," and it seems to attach itself to files you upload, perhaps it would be wise to expand the webpage?

If you try uploading more pictures and/or pages we might be able to decypher more clues as to what exactly is going on.

Of course, since we still aren't sure of "its" motives, it could possibly be damaging.

7/23/2004 01:14:47 PM
Dana said...

ummm... glad you guys have found my phone number.

that explains all the recent hang up calls.

and yes, that's the address for Aunt Margaret's business.

I am here you know... don't have to talk about me in the third-person. ;)

7/23/2004 01:14:59 PM
ajenteks said...

William Gibson could have written this whole little fantasy out quite a bit better...

7/23/2004 01:36:25 PM
alaranth said...

Ugh, Dana. You need caller ID, girl!

Don't let the fanboys get to you. They probably haven't gotten laid in a long time. :P

btw I'm going to take a tip from myself and try to send a test "hello" message to your Aunt's account, as a sort of communication. So if you see it, just ignore it, hehe.

-Sara

7/23/2004 01:36:47 PM
panic said...

Looking at your site's whois info, it appears you registered this domain the day after you were "hacked"!


Registrant:
Margaret's House of Bees
Margaret's House of Bees
2370 Market Street #510
San Francisco, CA 94114-1575
US

Registrar: NAMESDIRECT
Domain Name: ILOVEBEES.COM
Created on: 14-JUN-04 Expires on: 14-JUN-09
Last Updated on: 15-JUL-04

Administrative, Technical Contact:
Efendi, Margaret ladybee777@hotmail.com
Margaret's House of Bees
Margaret's House of Bees
2370 Market Street #510
San Francisco, CA 94114-1575
US
415-248-2617


Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.MYDOMAIN.COM
NS2.MYDOMAIN.COM
NS3.MYDOMAIN.COM
NS4.MYDOMAIN.COM


Also, the http headers show that every file I can find (even images!) was modified about two hours ago:

telnet www.ilovebees.com 80
Trying 69.20.126.147...
Connected to www.ilovebees.com.
Escape character is '^]'.
GET /CUTEBEE.GIF
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:36:23 GMT
Server: Apache/1.3.19 (Unix) (Red-Hat/Linux) mod_ssl/2.8.1 OpenSSL/0.9.6 DAV/1.0.2 PHP/4.0.4pl1 mod_perl/1.24_01
Set-Cookie: y1dt8hx=jh.twofsrmwscg55aqbJm1J5; path=/
Cache-Control: max-age=120
Last-Modified: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:36:23 GMT
Content-Type: image/gif


Interesting...

7/23/2004 01:39:10 PM
sapagoo said...

Panic,
if you'll notice, Dana registered the site over a month ago. In June, not July. The site wasn't hacked until July.

And also, the "last modified date" matches the current "date"
Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:36:23 GMT
Last-Modified: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:36:23 GMT

Which means that her ISP is giving you the htmls files when you ask for them, as opposed to giving you the copy of the file as stored. It might be a setting on the ISP.

7/23/2004 01:51:34 PM
JoeBreeves said...

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7/23/2004 01:53:51 PM
Jordan said...

I don't know if this has something to do with anything, but Google's cache of ilovebees.com was only about 2 days old as of this posting.

7/23/2004 01:54:05 PM
JoeBreeves said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/23/2004 01:54:56 PM
JoeBreeves said...

Let me repeat: There are words and phrases embedded in every corrupted image on that site. There seems to be three corrupted images for every good image. The images get switched in and out every second. I have about 50 phrases so far.

7/23/2004 01:57:59 PM
ME said...

I would defenitely say that this is some how the way that we found out about the covenant on earth or something because it is just to damn convenient for the timer to run down at the end of september just alittle ways from halo 2 coming out and you also have to remember that the covenant had to be there before the master chief for a little while because they are already wrecking hell on the planet and halo 2 only starts when Mc gets there. So i would say that when this countdown timer runs out that is when the covenent evade and halo2 is the day the mc gets there.

7/23/2004 02:14:47 PM
Jordan said...

Has anybody considered this entire site to be an analogy? Like, the verroa (However you spell it) bugs are similar looking to the the Flood infection forms, and the bugs infest the honey like the infection forms infect humans.

7/23/2004 02:21:34 PM
fred jones said...

heh. yeah, it's an interesting idea. I like the quote at the top from Kafka's Metamorphosis. keep working at it, and I bet a code or something will turn up... maybe the site continues to transform as the countdown nears zero and things will get more foggy and clear.

7/23/2004 02:40:32 PM
SaucemasterBBB said...

I was checking out the source code, and I noticed a comment made by 'it'. It read:..................
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
Phasmids.

I have to signal, I can't stay stranded here. But if I somehow am operating behind enemy lines, I don't want to draw attention to myself, either.

Therefore, I shall be a phasmid. Phasmidia Elegans, they call me-scourge of the sandbox.

God I hate it here.

Phasmids.
...........................

I looked up what Phasmidia was, and it is a type of worm, some are parasitic. It's a subgroup of Phylum Nematoda.
Either it's suggesting that you have a worm (virus) on the site, or that someone most likely is playing a prank on you, with Halo analogies.

BTW, Halo is awesome

7/23/2004 02:50:10 PM
fred jones said...

I read that 30 wasps can kill 30,000 bees in less than three hours.

7/23/2004 03:01:51 PM
Bob Jones said...

Dana, no offense but maybe you should take the comments feature off your blog. There are so many crazies on the internet right now, with all their conspiracy theories. I mean movie trailers leading to your website? Come on. Anyhow, maybe it's better if people just communicate via email? That way you can atleast filter out stuff and if you get good emails, you can post them on your blog. What do you think?

7/23/2004 03:04:29 PM
aubsy said...

Anyone notice if highlight "What happened" and go up with it a secret message is revealed? /nod
It says:
Seek the truth
Behold the truth
Reveal the truth
That is the law and the whole of the law

If someone already noticed that and posted I apologize, I was just skimming through and thought I'd add that little bit of info.

7/23/2004 03:05:50 PM
scott said...

just to let you know go to www.xbox.ilovebees.com and it takes you to ilovebees.com......

7/23/2004 03:17:30 PM
Bryant said...

OMG! www.playstation.ilovebees.com works too! Microsoft is buying Sony!

This is a very common configuration for web hosting companies; they make sure that anything someone types for the subdomain goes to the main site. It helps people who typo.

7/23/2004 03:27:39 PM
Spacecow said...

I am riveted.

7/23/2004 03:46:15 PM
asdflkjjj said...

O RLY BEE GIRL
btw ur hot :o :o :o

7/23/2004 03:54:15 PM
-none- said...

Maybe a form of artificial intelligence has "originated" on the web and is preparing for the eventual rise to power. Kinda like Terminator: 3.

7/23/2004 04:09:54 PM
Kingfox said...

Wildcat is on the spoke! Wildcat is on the spoke!

I can hear the angels singing now.

7/23/2004 04:15:00 PM
grim said...

how's farnsworth doing? he's pretty cute, i'm looking to get one myself

7/23/2004 04:37:09 PM
ts-x said...

I hear dead bees

7/23/2004 04:37:14 PM
Shodan said...

This post has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/23/2004 04:43:59 PM
barkbat said...

Dana, you cannot just sit back until the Queen is ready. Her arrival will spark a revolution. The bugs won't just wander around like brainless zombies once she starts dictating thier behaviour and grants them a purpose. They'll be ruthless, effecient, and act with far more intellegence.

xnbomb doesn't know what she's talking about. Let this carry on and you can kiss goodbye to this site foreever, and the internet itself.

You know, in order to destroy a brand new hive, you can just add a special breed of bee to the mix. If just one pretender gets to the queens larvae unnoticed, and is able to breed, pretty soon the whole system will come crashing down.
The honey makers will become over-stretched. The hive will revolt. And the queen will be killed.

That seems like the better option than just letting it happen.

After all no one has thrown an apple into your side yet.

7/23/2004 05:18:51 PM
lljk goones said...

[Goons] [GOONS] [HALO 2 GOONS] what is going on in this blog?

One time i gooned my goony goon goon, and then it got hijacked like that other time the goon gooned. i think your aunt is unprotected

7/23/2004 05:19:36 PM
Blodia said...

My name is Master Chief. I always begin my sentences with saying my name, just so you all know that I am Master Chief. By the way, I am Master Chief.

7/23/2004 05:48:13 PM
splinter said...

Get ready...it's coming...

7/23/2004 06:28:55 PM
splinter said...

Posted by Anonymous:"BTW Halo 2 fanboys are by default crazed conspiracy nuts."
Yes we are quite crazy about conspiracy with Bungie related things.

As if any other Halo fans here could look into it: Do any of the Halo novels have any connection to the date August 24. Or could this be related to Marathon? Either way, it would be helpful if someone looked into it.

7/23/2004 07:19:45 PM
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7/23/2004 07:24:33 PM
splinter said...

Look here http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=368105 and bask in the joke which is ilovebees.com.
This is from a post at the Bungie.net forums:
"I've also done a search for Margaret's House of Bees in San Fran, CA, guess what? It's a no-show. Also, you may have noticed the registrant as being Margaret Efendi, well, guess what? No public records list a Margaret Efendi. I then did a phone search for the number listed by the whois search, and guess what? There's no such number."

Microsoft or Bungie created this site as a joke and as a way to help us Halo fans dig deeper. And it is working.

Check the link near the beginning of the post for a way to find out more.

7/23/2004 07:25:29 PM
Jorge said...

Honor is missing in this world, especially these
Odious hackers who come to defile,
Anonymously, a random website, causing
Xenophobia.

7/23/2004 08:35:52 PM
Sean-118 said...

Yeah, it's a very well put together joke, too. Now that we know most of the truth behind this "conspiracy," we need to decipher the meaning of those creepy messages. Here's a few tips for anyone who can't find or read many of them:
1. Refresh the same page multiple times, as it's very different each time. This works on all four(?) main pages, but not on the recipe pages.
2. If you can't read the message because it's overlapping other text, just try and highlight it.
3. The HBO forums are just buzzing (haha) with the subject of this site, and a few threads have the messages listed in them.

7/23/2004 08:44:26 PM
Swipe Swifty the Swordsman from Vermont said...

I love Halo as much as the next guy, but after reading the story from the corrupt images, I have to say I'm really hoping this is something completely new. This is the type of thing I could really get into.

7/23/2004 08:51:00 PM
disconnecting said...

The quote at the top of this blog pertains to "The Metamorphasis", a book by Franz Kafka. Dana I didn't know you had read his literature.

Interesting, how we wakes up suddenly one day and finds himself transformed into a bug. It's almost as if something had infected him. I sure love that book. Definitely one of my favorites.

7/23/2004 09:32:51 PM
Anshal said...

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7/23/2004 10:31:12 PM
Your White Knight said...

Dear Dana

We're watching the situation carefuly here at the central hub of this community that seems to have cropped up around us. First it was just a few of us the early crew. But lately its grown. Exploded even in size. Now it feels like we're sitting at grand central station in #beekeepers. Noise all around, so many people it hard to hear yourself think at point. They've come from all around the net. From little groups that are all working on the same situation. I imagian its a bit like what your feeling.

But the weird thing is how its been embraced by people from all over. The origanal group of "net detectives" (the early posters) are amazed, it takes them back to previous cases they've worked on.

Dana alot of people have offered help in the technical feild and The group - I'm sure you understand - is here to help. But I'd be careful who you talk to and trust on the net.

Personaly I'm not to good at the technical side like the core of the group (and the new arrivals), More a support man than anything, I often help the techie detectives work stuff through, But also help those closer to the events work it through. There are a few of us like that. Sort of Cyber Crisis Counclors. More than likly you'll hear from a few of us. Rose and Myself are the two that spring to mind.

Its hard for people that we help to trust every message that comes their way and it helps to have a core few that you can talk it through with. If you need to talk about stuff, If you feel your screaming for help and no-one hears, Drop me a line (I'll send you an email) and we'll sort a way to chat. Dana dont worry, we're on the job.

Take Care
Your White Knight.

7/23/2004 10:44:43 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

There is a story hidden in the text embedded in each image. The story can be found here.

http://bees.netninja.com/wiki/index.php?title=Story

And is:

Everything died, and I died with it, but after a timeless time I began to dream, and this is what I dreamed.

There was once a fell enchantment that broke apart a mighty castle, slaying many guards and reaching through the Inner Keep to lay low the Queen that held dominion there and leave but a hollow crown behind.

When her Queen died, the Widow awoke. She was driven by a single need, which was to return her Queen to splendor.

To carry out her task, the Widow came with three tools: an empty lantern, a staff made of bone, and a sharp knife.

When she had made sure of her tools, she opened her eyes and found herself in Hell, which was a dark place where no birds sang. Other than the Widow, two alone had escaped destruction.

The Sleeping Princess lay in a chamber of the dungeon in a coffin of glass where the Widow could not hear her breathing.

Meanwhile, the Pious Flea was so small that even the Widow, with her sharp eyes, could hardly see him, and when she looked his way, he hid.

TOOLS

Blind and uncertain in the darkness, the Widow needed light to use her tools, but the only light came from a few scattered fireflies. The Widow waited until one came close, then grabbed it with her bony hands and trapped it in her lantern. After some time, she found the firefly had gone, so she caught another and used it for light, and another when that one too had gone.

By the light of her lantern, she began walking through Hell toward the broken body of her Queen.

Searching with her lantern in one hand and her staff in the other, she discovered that Hell was made of hot dry sand.

Long and long she walked until she came to the remnants of the castle's outer wall, but the wall was low and broken, and the Widow passed through like the bleak wind.

Within, she noticed what looked like a chip of precious ruby from the Queen's crown, no bigger than a fly. Around it lay many broken blocks from the ruined castle, scattered across a wide plain of lodestone.

Instead of carrying them with her, she scratched the ruby and each of the greater blocks with her knife, marking it as part of her Queen's domain.

Continuing on her quest, she spied another chip of precious stone, this time a sapphire no bigger than a winged ant, glinting the cobbles of the courtyard before the walls of the Inner Keep.

INNER KEEP AND MANTICORE

At the gates of the Inner Keep all the guards were dead but one, who when the palace was blasted by enchantment had not died, but had been witched into the form of a hideous Manticore.

The Widow said, "I am the servant of your Queen, and I have walked up out of Hell to prepare this Keep for her return. Let me pass." But the Manticore did not know her, and still he barred the way.

So the Widow drew her knife and slew the Manticore and the way was open.

TENDING

She walked through the empty corridors of the Keep searching for her Queen, past the bodies of her servants and subjects that lay dead or enchanted.

The Queen was gone, and in her place lay only an empty crown. By great enchantment she had been mazed in mirrors, and lay upon a lodestone floor amongst only her reflections. Long and long the Widow stood in thought. Then she raised her bony staff and speaking a spell, beheld herself within the mirrors: and beholding herself, was within them. And there, with the crown still upon her brow, lay the Queen.

At last she had come to the body of her lady. The Queen lay cut and still and cold.

To tend her, the widow would need light to work by. Studying the fireflies, she found she could fit many more inside her lantern, and this she did.

To mend the queen's cuts the Widow took her sharp knife and peeled skin from the bodies of her subjects, while the Queen's new eyes and ears she cut from those who had been her most trusted servants.

And when this was so, the Widow worked on, dry as sticks and patient as rust, driven by a single need, which was to return her Queen to splendor.

She cut her a new mouth and fed her with fireflies and cakes of sand, and at last the Queen's heart began to beat.

At the feel of the Queen's pulse beneath her bony fingers, the Widow next took thought to proclaim through all the kingdom and into other lands that time when her sovereign would once more be fit to rule. A firefly flew out from the Queen's clockcase. Catching it in her hands, the Widow asked it the time. "Almost dawn," it said, but the Widow said, "The day will break and the sun will rise when the Queen returns to rule, and further let it be known that retribution on any who hinder the return of the Queen will be swift and terrible."


It could easily be related to halo. Or it could just be me looking too ar between the lines.

7/23/2004 10:50:15 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

One more thing.

You could always have your hosting pulled (if the site is hosted on a webserver) or if it is hosted on your actual computer just cut the power. Either will kill the site completely. No Hassle and no pain. All you do then is get a new domain.

I still think Bungie has their foot in the metaphorical door.

7/23/2004 10:54:37 PM
Anshal said...

You know who Dana is? Alta the Bungie Princess. Look up some pics of here and look at Dana's pic

7/23/2004 11:27:12 PM
shadow_cse said...

huh, I must say that I am amazed that I can actually post on here...well I don't actually see this message posted on the site yet so I can't be totally sure...anyways this all seems like a stunt by bungie and/or microsoft, a very well thought out and put together one though. Assuming this does have something to do with Halo it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the covenant since they don't seem very Hive like, perhaps it's a whole new race that we get to kill in the new game? Who knows, sure is neat though.

7/23/2004 11:46:13 PM
DimSumX said...

hmmm...Aug. 24th....

Halo 2 Beta test??? :)~~

7/23/2004 11:53:16 PM
Hep (AussieXbox.com.au) said...

I noticed you email addres is comprised of 3 7's.
Ladybee777@hotmail.com 7x7x7 = 343 (AI known as 343 Guilty Spark) hmmm......

I love this stuff :-)

7/24/2004 12:41:26 AM
SaucemasterBBB said...

and remember that guilty spark survived.


anyway, I was browsing the page, looking for more clues. something caught my eye, it was a little quip from a story, so I copied and pasted it into google, and the result was from Gulliver Swift. The quip read as follows
..................................................................
nd in about half an Hour the Boat was overset by a sudden Flurry from the North. What became of my Companions in the Boat, as well as of those who escaped on the Rock, or were left in the Vessel, I cannot tell; but conclude they were all lost.

lay down on the Grass, which was very short and soft, where I slept sounder than ever I remember to have done in my Life, and, as I reckoned, above Nine Hours; for when I awakened, it was just Day-light. I attempted to rise, but was not able to stir: For as I happen'd to lye on my Back, I found my Arms and Legs were strongly fastened on each Side to the Ground; and my Hair, which was long and thick, tied down in the same Manner. I likewise felt several slender Ligatures across my Body, from my Armpits to my Thighs.
..................................................................

read the full story of Gulliver swift (also containing this part) at this URL---->http://www.rosinstrument.com/cgi-bin/showtext.pl/Swift/Gulliver.txt-ps50-pn7

...................................................................
If this is at all to relate to Halo 2, then I suspect a new alien species to be very tiny, and very harmless, except when in large numbers, like little Flood dudes. That's just the first thought that came to mind.

I <3 Bungie.

7/24/2004 12:47:36 AM
fred jones said...

In response to...

"You know who Dana is? Alta the Bungie Princess. Look up some pics of here and look at Dana's pic"

check this out.

http://www.bungie.org/e32003/quiz.html

Question 6:
Alta Hartman is also known as...
Mama Bungie, Stretch, Queen Bee, Bungie Princess.

hmm.

7/24/2004 12:51:55 AM
Eronarn said...

Hi there,

I just heard of the situation on the website through a friend. I wanted to express my condolences as to what's happening (wrt the website). If there's anything that any of us can do to help you, and especially Margaret, just say so. Having something like this happen to you is devastating. But, don't get depressed about it, or worse, angry. We don't need that happening- we know how that one ends.

~Ero

7/24/2004 02:00:48 AM
Arashi said...

Dear Dana;

I'd hope this recent attention to your aunt's website isn't giving you a headache. I wanted to say that 99% of the people harassing you on the phone and such have been using conventional methods to find everything from your Address to Phone Number.

While I don't condone people flooding you with calls, posts and hacking your website, I will have to say that there is nothing you can really do about it - these people are ones who are trying to unravel a mystery that has inexplicably linked your site to their favourite game. Some are children, and some adults... and usually conduct themselves accordingly.

I would suggest that you try to ignore all this hubub. Not as easy as it sounds I know, but I'll note a few facts to you that will show you this is nothing but subliminal messaging to Bungie fans.

1) I accelerated my computers clock to the countdown deadline, and it does nothing. All it does is reach 0-0-0-0-000 and then starts to count upwards indefinatly. Nothing special happens at 0-0-0-0-000.

2) Bungie (The company whos game is in question here) is quite renowned for doing these kinds of things. However I don't think they would do anything harmful to anyone - they make games - they aren't malicious hackers.

But I will also reason clues passed over by some that could point to this being a complete sham - something that you may come under fire for by some of the roaming fans.


1) I would conjecture that Bungie/Microsoft would do nothing illegal - as it stands, if you have absolutly no knowledge of anything regarding this, then it is illegal. If you have a friend in Microsoft or Bungie (based in Washington), this is either a prank, or a deliberate hoax by bungie.

2) Names that we put together without a doubt spells an anagram that is a subject the Bungie community has speculated on for a while. Dana & Efendi, = Defend an AI.

3) This next point comes from a site called: The Shape of Days

http://shapeofdays.typepad.com/the_shape_of_days/

"It actually started a week ago when various folks across the Internet found themselves the recipients of a mysterious FedEx package. Ostensibly from Margaret's Honey in San Francisco, each package included a honey-filled bottle in the shape of a bear. Upon closer examination, the bear was found to also contain eleven letters: O, I, V, E, E, S, B, L, E. Rearranged, the letters spelled out I LOVE BEES."


4) In reference to point 1, the images on this website can be broken down into the 1's and 0's that make them up, as essentially, all code, image and sound is just 1's and 0's. Upon further examination of these "fractured" pictures on your website, people have found hidden words and messages inside them. While this is not hard to accomplish, uploading them on your site would be. Without knowing the password, the only way to do this is illegal, and as I stated in point 1, I'm skeptical of Bungie or MS doing anything illegal.


--------------


Points and speculation aside, I would like to bring to the table my thoughts.

As of right now, I and hundreds of others who are brainstorming these events are not sure what to make of it. Until we can reach an accepted verdict within our community, this site will be the focus of scrutiny, as will you. (I'm not trying to sound threatening, just realistic)

It would be best for you I'm sure, if you tried to pass this issue up. The website problems seem purely benign in nature and shouldn't do any damage. You've got a trip to China to look forward to, so don't let some stupid prank ruin it for you.

7/24/2004 02:29:32 AM
Hep (AussieXbox.com.au) said...

In regards to the comment about the ninja, remember this quote from Bungie as well.

"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas ... And, the ninjas are all on fire, too." —Jason Jones Bungie Studios

7/24/2004 02:34:40 AM
Medox said...

Hi Dana!

What alot of conversation -- there are so many different ideas being thrown about. It reminds me of my old friend Jeanine Salla. Anyway, I don't have any good technical advice for you, but I wish you the best of luck.

Be seeing you.

7/24/2004 03:38:40 AM
Wim said...

Clearer view of the url in the movie

http://users.pandora.be/underd316/pics/meh.JPG

At least it's a succesfull marketing strategy ^_^

On the other hand "IF" this was true, you should be able to change the websites, since you managed to get the link to this blog on there :p

7/24/2004 06:52:43 AM
Redune said...

I have posted a brief analysis of this situation on my weblog here:
http://www.redune.com/wp/index.php?p=374
Looks like this domain was probably registered by Microsoft, since the WHOIS information says that is was first registered June 14, 2004.

7/24/2004 06:56:22 AM
Qwerty said...

Halo is a quite crappy game. I enjoy Metroid Prime much more. Halo was boring and repetitive. It really really sucked. You are all wasting your time. Halo 2 will suck more than the first.

7/24/2004 07:19:10 AM
Mac said...

Dude, even though I agree with you, this is not a blog for flaming games. That belongs to whatever nub forum you belong too.

I'd also like to get Dana's opinion on this, as she hasn't given us any helpful information anymore (unless you count "uhhh, I have a headache, too many people posting...")

What is your position on the game trailer with www.ilovebees.com? Don't say you havn't seen it, because there have been pictures of the movie posted on the blog already.

It could still be Microsoft/Bungie as the cause. And no, they probably aren't hacking. But a very real possiblity is that this whole thing is a hoax. It doesn't help that the site is merely a month old.

7/24/2004 08:08:23 AM
Josh said...

Qwerty, you're a moron. If you hate Halo as much as you say you do then why are you even in here. You must be more interested than you think to come this far.

7/24/2004 08:28:53 AM
Vladimir said...

"We have first raised a dust, then complained that we cannot see."

7/24/2004 09:42:09 AM
~B+ said...

Bob Jones: for future fake accounts, try this out:

http://www.kleimo.com/random/name.cfm

Mac: this HAS been done before, and it will continue happening as long as some people find it clever. This one was really obvious. Someday a really awesome studio will put forth something subtle, amazing, and unexpected that'll go down in history. For now, it's just brief pranks that nobody cares about.

7/24/2004 10:01:43 AM
Zizack said...

You know, Rare did a thing like this with Perfect Dark; on datadyne.com, you logged on with a security guard's account and it showed you CCTV footage of Jo Dark breaking into the building. Thats you doing the first mission!

7/24/2004 10:39:48 AM
Jordan said...

Something about 343 Guilty Spark, Sentinels, and the Flood seems intriguing. I'm sort of rusty when it comes to bees and such, but isn't the only lady bee in a hive the queen bee, the head bee, or in an AI's case, the head AI? 343GS could be the main AI, or maybe one in a set of AIs.

In Halo 2, there will more Halos. If there are more installations, then why wouldn't there be more AIs protecting whatever is on their installation.

It's all so confusing.

7/24/2004 11:08:07 AM
Jordan said...

I thought Dana and them had Hotmail, but I was wrong. On Dana's profile, she has Gmail, and not alot of people have Gmail.

Since I have Gmail, I know that you have to get an invite through email in order to get Gmail, and because Gmail is still in Beta testing it isn't very old. I don't know where I'm going with this but maybe somebody else could go with this.

By the way, metastasize is a health term that means the following:

Metastasize: The spread from one part of the body to another

The big black box on the front page will metastasive in 17 days.

7/24/2004 11:13:46 AM
Keith said...

about the gmail acocunts... bloggers were offered gmail accounts a few months ago (efore the big site update)... so it is possible that "Dana" or one of her firends was given the oppertunity to get a gmail account (I have several myself)

7/24/2004 11:46:36 AM
ladybeeisfake said...

cortana are you there. are you cortana inside ladybee777. are you trying to make www.ilovebees.com your new home online.

7/24/2004 12:18:22 PM
Miryth said...

On the "only female is the queen" train of thought... I thought nearly all of the members of the hive were female, and the males were only developed for breeding or something. Anyway, quoting from the "fun facts" on the webpage:
1 queen
250 drones
20,000 female foragers
40,000 female house-bees

7/24/2004 12:57:13 PM
Graham K said...

I think this is a brilliant marketing move by Microsoft. Talk about a good viral campaign!

7/24/2004 02:03:10 PM
Vasheeth said...

LOL, this is all a hoax. Dana, "Aunt M", the people that "know her", this site, Aunt M's Bio, and the hijackers are all fake. This was set up by bungie and microsoft, Dana, Aunt M, and the people that supposedly know her are all employes of either company. Quincey, or whoever said Halo sucks, is a retarded dumba$$ SOB. He/she has no brain whatsoever, and is pretending not to like Halo, just to make him/her self look better. You know what, you're just making yourself look worse. This is a new way of advertising. This site and Aunt M's Bio were all made up just for this. MS&Bungie made this, so people who haven't played halo will get interested, want to see what this is all about, buy halo, and reserve halo 2.

7/24/2004 02:05:46 PM
Sean-118 said...

Exactly! That's all true, but insulting Quincy will just cause more flaming. I'm not sure about that long story, though, but it does sound a little convincing. Maybe that castle and and Queen stuff describes the past of the Forerunners, eh? My guess is that the demo will release on August 24...

7/24/2004 02:18:38 PM
Qwerty said...

This post has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/24/2004 02:26:05 PM
Sgt.Johnson(GH) said...

It has pretty much been proved that their is a connection with ilovebees and Halo 2. It's shown in the trailer.

I am in the #beekeepers IRC chat now. It is is flling by the minute,

I love you Dana......

7/24/2004 02:46:24 PM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Cortana -

Signal received.

There is indeed a fire. Phoenix rising.

Dial 87.

- Macavity

7/24/2004 02:57:57 PM
Josh said...

Qwerty, We're ignoring you dude.

But about the Aug. 24th date. Why would they make this big of a deal about a demo, or a beta test? This is bigger. Like maybe the release of Halo 2...early perhaps? Sounds pretty out there, I know. But it just makes more sense. to me anyway.

7/24/2004 03:13:18 PM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Qwerty -

Interference with WILDFIRE will not be tolerated.

- Macavity

7/24/2004 03:16:55 PM
Jordan said...

Beta testing has already begun.

Also, Aug. 24 is the day before Keyes and Cortana took control of the Pillar of Autumn. This was in one of the Halo books.

7/24/2004 03:24:21 PM
Josh said...

Yeah. This just seems so much bigger.

And I know you all would love Halo 2 to come out Aug. 24th just like me.

The only thing that kind of shoots this idea down is the fact the trailer actually did say November 9th on it.

7/24/2004 03:31:41 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

Aw man... now I can't wait untill the 24th :(, I now have 2 dates to go "aaarrg! why can't it come any sooner!? halohalohalohalo".

7/24/2004 03:35:35 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

I have 4 dates to be anxious over. However I am certain the three days from now is referring the meeting at microsoft.

However the 17 days and August 24th are something to wait for.

20041109

7/24/2004 04:00:16 PM
Truth said...

Why don't you just admit the truth already? We all know it's a lie. Your site is not under control by hackers and you don't have a bee site. I am an investigator so I did some work and found out some interesting things about you and your site. Your Aunt's name doesn't show up in any databases or searches. There has never been someone with that last name who has died. How can you explain that? If you can I apologize for the accusations, but I am tired of this stupid incident by Microsoft, Bungie, or The Ant Farm instead of spending money to advertise like everyone else. I am looking forward to Halo 2, but one, maybe all of these companies, is trying to make up conspiracies, which is a stupid, childish thing to do.

7/24/2004 04:00:37 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

What server is the #beekeepers chat being hosted on? ip/url?

7/24/2004 04:02:57 PM
ladybeeisfake said...

Who are you kbm agent. Cortana im back

7/24/2004 04:06:01 PM
Josh said...

I don't think this is a stupid, childish thing to do...I think it's brilliant.

7/24/2004 04:06:04 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

Truth: Heh, yah pretty sure it's not a real hacking, but it's like a game, and I love these kinds of games...

7/24/2004 04:07:01 PM
Truth said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/24/2004 04:07:35 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

It's entertainment for fans of Bungie/MS/Ant Farm and those communities that participate in ARG alike.

If you don't like it, don't read it.

7/24/2004 04:10:19 PM
Truth said...

Brillant, maybe from a marketing standpoint, but come on. This is like the story of crying wolf. It took me like 5 minutes to figure it out and made me wonder if Microsoft supports hacking. It's just bad for their image and makes it look like Halo 2 is not good enough to be marketed on the game alone. For all I know maybe it isn't.

7/24/2004 04:14:10 PM
BugieCordh2o said...

The Covenent are coming to destroy eath and mankind.

7/24/2004 04:14:49 PM
fallacyofentity said...

Cortana i have conatacted one of your freinds.. i wish to contact you as well
my aim is FallacyofEitnty

7/24/2004 04:15:21 PM
Josh said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/24/2004 04:16:31 PM
Josh said...

sorry double post.

7/24/2004 04:17:49 PM
Truth said...

Microsoft is behind this. I know it for sure now that you mentioned the conference in 4 days. I forgot about that. I was actually invited. It's called the Microsoft DirectX Meltdown conference where they are going to reveal XNA their new programming API.

7/24/2004 04:18:42 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

Truth, you are stupid.

It's not a marketing stunt. It's a game that lots of people (I'm still trying to get the full picture on them) participate in. Search google for Alternate Reality Games.

I have been told by one of the players that Microsoft started the first one of this (what seems to be) large trend with some communities. It's probably just MS doing another.

7/24/2004 04:19:55 PM
Truth said...

I am surprised a real hacker hasn't hacked this site and shown Microsoft who a real hacker is. Usually hackers are pretty ego centric, not a bad thing actually I like that quality, so I thought one of them would have done that by now.

7/24/2004 04:20:26 PM
Truth said...

I have heard of this and know what you are talking about. So you are telling me that Microsoft is spending their own money to allow players to have fun with, their own personal interest completely out of it? Give me a break.

7/24/2004 04:23:07 PM
MorPH EMX said...

Cortana please say something else

7/24/2004 04:24:20 PM
Ryan said...

If you have AIM, visit aim:gochat?roomname=BeeConspiricy to join the chat about this site.

7/24/2004 04:24:55 PM
fallacyofentity said...

I need to know more about wildfire and kbm

7/24/2004 04:28:16 PM
fallacyofentity said...

Cortana your friend advises that i must speak to you

7/24/2004 04:29:28 PM
fallacyofentity said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/24/2004 04:33:38 PM
fallacyofentity said...

Mcavity to contact me aim sn fallacyofentity

7/24/2004 04:36:22 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

Truth:

To give fanboys like us something to do while we wait for halo2 to come out, there's been a lack of info becomming available for a long time outside of frankies updates, so this would seem like a good way to do it. Everyone knows what it is, and microsoft knew it would take minutes before people figured it out, they just want to give information out in a way that is relatively unconventional, and that would be actually interesting. This is a lot more interesting than just posting "wooo surprise! more news for halo2!" on thier site.

Second of all, microsoft/bungie is not trying to promote hacking or anything like that: It is pretend, and they probably planned for everyone to find out.

Third: When you hack, you are not _creating_ security holes, you are finding them. This is usually by going through scripts or exploiting bugs in outdated server software. If microsoft is using the latest, there is an extremely good chance that this site is un-hackable. To CREATE a security hole, you would need to find a hole first to get your new hole onto the server. Anyways, I bet most hackers would probably figure out that its advertising for halo2, and not touch it because most people like it, if they didn't notice it was just advertising, most hackers respect eachother and don't touch eachothers work, especially since it would probably be the same hole they would use to overwrite the damage on the victims site as the original hacker, and that would just be lame. I would laugh at him.

7/24/2004 04:36:43 PM
Truth said...

As a programmer, not malicious luckily, I can tell you that everything has holes and nothing is unbreakable. This server is breakable. Maybe not by conventional methods, but it can be taken down. I understand it is just a game, but once everyone hinted that it was Microsoft should have just said so. I respect the brilliance of this marketing campaign and knowing the development team this was likely to happen. They are a great development team and probably one of the best, which I have great respect for every one of them. I seemed angrier then I actually am in my first post, but there are tons of people thinking this is legit and trying to help "Dana". This makes me angry and I feel sorry for these people spending their time on a hoax.

7/24/2004 04:43:32 PM
Ratfink said...

Hacked webserver heh.

Everything is in the HTML to see.

7/24/2004 05:00:15 PM
Chartarus said...

KBM Operative Macavity

"Contact Has Been Made."

I wonder what the KBM stands for...?

7/24/2004 05:05:23 PM
caine_zen said...

Not sure if anyone mentioned this but in the source code this line is mentioned: "Arachne hung herself, you know. Take a hint already." You can go to http://www.archaeonia.com/religion/mythology/arachne.htm
to view the story of arachne. A weaver of sorts.........weaving a hoax possibly????

7/24/2004 05:05:35 PM
caine_zen said...

Ah.....and these lines from the same code: "All lost! To prayers, to prayers! All lost! What, must our mouths be cold?" are from "The Tempest"

Mariners

All lost! to prayers, to prayers! all lost!

Boatswain

What, must our mouths be cold?

7/24/2004 05:09:32 PM
Truth said...

We all know what the 3 days counter means, but how about the otehr countdown to August 24th. As all of us nerds out there know(No offense, I beleive being called a nerd a compliment) is when Windows 95 was released. So what will this day in 2004 stand for. Some think it is the release of Halo 2, but the Halo 2 discs have not been made yet or packagaged so it seems like this would not be enough time to ship them to stores so mayne this is when XNA comes out.

7/24/2004 05:17:27 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

Links to see:
http://www.cafeshops.com/ilovebees.12518390?zoom=yes#zoom
http://xbox.ign.com/articles/532/532934p1.html

7/24/2004 05:20:03 PM
fallacyofentity said...

I must speak with you cortana

7/24/2004 05:20:37 PM
Antareans said...

Insect or Hive Consciousness seems to be coming from every direction:

http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2004/milkhill/milkhill2004a.html

http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2004/2004.html

http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/forum/

This has been reported here:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/bbs/message.php?message=393980

The Watchers

7/24/2004 05:27:03 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

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7/24/2004 05:27:47 PM
morganafq said...

Dana;

I am with many others when I say that I have seen things like this before. The most important things for you and everyone else to do is to cull as much information as we can before the two deadlines hit. I know it can be traumatic to be a part of something so big as this may turn out to be, but just know that there are many detectives out there, like me, who will be on the case. Take care of yourself and rest assured we're all on the case.

7/24/2004 05:45:21 PM
boech said...

Could it be anything to do with the date?

Voyager2 approached Neptune on August 25 1986, it's the only spacecraft from Earth that has been there. Neptune has a moon called Proteus, named after the Greek God ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteus )

Here's part of what wikipeadia has to say about Proteus:

Another story tells that at one time the bees of Aristaeus [?], son of Apollo, all died of a disease. Aristaeus went to his mother, Cyrene, for help; she told him that Proteus could tell him how to prevent another such disaster, but would do so only if compelled. Aristeus had to seize Proteus and hold him, no matter what he would change into. Aristeus did so, and Proteus eventually gave up and told him to sacrifice 12 animals to the gods, leave the corpses in the place of sacrifice, and return three days later. When Aristaeus returned after the three days he found in one of the carcasses a swarm of bees, which he took to his apiary. The bees were never again troubled by disease.

7/24/2004 05:48:13 PM
Durandal said...

I eagerly anticipate what happens to site.

And to those who believe Microsoft is doing this I believe it is actually Bungie but with the help of Microsoft. Because Bungie has been known to do similar things before the release of Halo, although on a much smaller scale.

7/24/2004 06:11:16 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

Dana Can I ask you an honest question?

Why didn't you tell us your aunt had an online store for apparel, I might have been interested in buying some.

And why are the BEE's making your aunt close the shop?

I don't want to have to choose in such short notice!

7/24/2004 06:15:45 PM
Mescad said...

Dana have you made any sense of the messages embedded in the site yet? Very strange stuff. I sent Aunt Margaret a message of support through her hotmail account, so hopefully it will go through. Any luck with that since Friday?

I hope Aunt M is taking this well. I'm concerned about her and wonder if perhaps you shouldn't be going to China right now. Beijing can wait, this is your aunt!

The only solution is to solve this thing before that countdown ends and before your plane leaves. We can do it. :)

Mescad

7/24/2004 06:18:52 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

Not to mention the world ends on august 24th.

7/24/2004 06:23:27 PM
Spike said...

I don't think that this was a hack. The person who made the website could have done this easily. I know a bit about HTML and looking at the source code i think that this is not a hack. I even think i could do something like this. all the person needed to know was how to make a counter that counted down. this can be done easily with javascript witch I saw in the source code. now I may be wrong because I don't really know THAT muck about HTML and stuff.

7/24/2004 06:32:21 PM
MorPH EMX said...

The world doesn't *really* end, it's just on the brink of war. I think the convenant are on to us, and have discovered the location of the earth.

We should really be preparing for the covenant invasion. USMC esteems they will reach earth on November 9th. ;)

7/24/2004 06:34:25 PM
Truth said...

Why do people think this thing is real? You have to think and then investigate something before you support it. This is fake so stop feeling concerned for the "Aunt" and "Dana". Hackers don't just put stuff in HTML code, because then you can take it out. They would change the password, etc. Just tell us the truth Bungie/Microsoft/Ant Farm. Isn't it time?

7/24/2004 06:34:37 PM
MorPH EMX said...

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7/24/2004 06:36:28 PM
raDeon said...

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7/24/2004 06:45:31 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

Truth... most of the people that support her are playing a game.

Your a dipshit. We all know it wasn't a real hack. It's too convenient.

7/24/2004 06:56:38 PM
Tantalus said...

Guys, lets stop talking about this bull sh*t margret and dana. If you have any sens what so ever or 2 brain cells you would follow the clues. Clue 1. ilovebees.com is in the xbox ad Clue 2. http://www.unfiction.com Is involved AND OMG~~~! Unfiction is an immersive fiction company, obviously this is not a website being hacked it is an immersive fiction game involving the story of Halo 2 (by the way ilovebees.com was only created 1 month ago, kinda hard to create a business following with concerned ppl in 1 month). Well lets start in on the game! (oh and if her inbox is always empty how did she get email comments?)

7/24/2004 06:57:54 PM
Siege88 said...

I just gotta point out here that this is a game. The people playing along and actually writing to Dana and her Aunt aren't doing it because they were "fooled" by the website. Nobody's trying to trick you so stop saying stupid things about microsoft and bungie and promoting Halo 2. Just play along and have fun. You're not revealing anything new to anyone who's made it to this site.

7/24/2004 07:03:45 PM
Truth said...

How do you know this? Do you know everyone that is involved? Didn't think so, so maybe I have a point. Once you talk to everyone who has visited this site tell me.

7/24/2004 07:16:34 PM
shadow_cse said...

here's what I really want to know, and personally I think this is the only question about all this that really matters...has anyone tried making any of those recipies in the fun stuff section? Some of those sound interistering like the cookies or the cough syrup (wonder if it really works?), I think I may have to try making the cookies one of these days...minus the nuts though (don't like nuts in cookies), i'll make sure to let everyone know how it goes! :). Oh and by the way I just heard that sound clip that sounds like an animal yelling...geee sounds a little like a sand person from star wars yelling huh?

7/24/2004 07:41:20 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

Truth how do you know they are really sympathizing.

You don't.

So shut up as well.

7/24/2004 07:41:28 PM
Truth said...

Caught you at your own game, huh? Nice comeback, almost as mature as this whole stunt. Actually I found out about this site from a friend who thought the hacker worked for the Ant Farm and was a disgruntled employee who hacked this site. So I do know of one person. Sure, most people are brighter then that, but most computer users don't know anything about technology. Let's face it, think about all of the conspiracies people believe in, this is just another one people might believe in. It seems that this site is hosted by Verio, I am guessing on a server running Windows 2003 Server.

7/24/2004 07:47:29 PM
fallacyofentity said...

Cortana is prepared and knows what is going on..all is fine..for now

7/24/2004 07:55:14 PM
Tycho said...

I'd Like to say that i've figured out part of the ploy. Your cafe press shop http://www.cafeshops.com/ilovebees is hosting a t-shirt with the Halo 2 logo on the back and it says Make Your Decisions Accordingly. And I'd say that this is very interesting. But I have found out what some of the random text is. This was found on a page

{net:
!attach
act | drop
!attach
act | drop
!attach
act | drop
!attach
act | drop
!attach
act | drop

grope:
!probe master-sector
fail
!probe master-sector cmd proc
empty
!analyze magnetic
& si !extend
!spdr extend
si > magnetic
!probe master-sector cmd proc
master-sector

net:
!attach
act | drop
!attach
act | drop
!attach
act | drop
!attach
act | drop

surg:
!label host sector 0
!label host sector tertiary
!label host sector tertiary
!label host sector tertiary}

This is part of linux if i'm right or its a java script. Also this site isin't that old. 6-14-04 which adds up to 24 which is the date on which the timer ends. Plus your email ladybee777 I note the 777 here as a bungie link to Marathon.

7/24/2004 08:03:49 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

It is running Apache on windows 2000

7/24/2004 08:05:28 PM
Tycho said...

Well I've dechiphered some of it. Alot of the command style random text is either linux or Javascript. And im sure nothing has hijacked your page. I have one solution. Wipe the server Clean. And you have a cafeshop with this t-shirt http://cafeshops.com/ilovebees.12518390?zoom=yes#zoom

So the 777 in your name is pretty neat concidering that that is a theme in Marathon and with the AI's. Also the the date 6-14-04 adds up to the day that the timer ends

SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX

SPDR
Single Player Demo Release

E-mail me at Forsakenforone@3dactionplanet.com

7/24/2004 08:20:12 PM
Arteen said...

Strange, the shirt Halo text is exactly the same as the fan-created Halo text, except more tightly spaced.

7/24/2004 08:38:00 PM
Tycho said...

Its the MS font. The kerning is right for it. But I think I have this solved. Im going to make a few calls.

7/24/2004 08:44:46 PM
TMACXB said...

Don't you guys get it. Everything on this site is a clue. Even the date it was made is. June 14th 04. 6-14-04. Adds up to 24. 14 - 6 is 8 and 04 is the year. Another clue to August 24 2004.

Want more? "You know the special dates that mean something to you, but not everyone else? (For me, March 21 will always be the day I got called to the Vice Principal's office for cutting 8th-grade chorus. I think it's because I have a permanently ingrained mental image of the yellow hall pass that was sent from the VP’s office to collect me.) "

March 21st, 3/21. 8th grade. 21 + 3 = 24, August = 8! August 24th, another clue for that date!

That's just what I figured out. Probably mentioned already, but 11-9-04 adds up to 24.

Bungie I'm on to you, all you people "offering help" are Bungie workers. Everything said is a clue. To the lady that said:

What alot of conversation -- there are so many different ideas being thrown about. It reminds me of my old friend Jeanine Salla. Anyway, I don't have any good technical advice for you, but I wish you the best of luck.

Jeanine Salla is a famous person that worked on the movie A.I. Google search this people, says she was a: Sentient Machine Therapist.

Kinda Halo esque eh?

This riddle will be solved, ya'll aren't tricking anyone!!!!!!

7/24/2004 08:54:54 PM
argh me matey I be a pirate! said...

The people offering help are participants in a thing called ARG

I emailed one and confirmed they are real people unassociated to bungie.

7/24/2004 09:00:50 PM
Qwerty said...

Wow, you people are more moronic than I thought possible. THIS IS A MARKETING TACTIC BY BUNGIE/MICROSOFT!!! THIS BLOG WAS ONLY CREATED IN JUNE YOU 'TARDS!!! Why are you wasting your tiem with this hype machine anyway? We all know this game will be crap anyway. But I will give Microsoft credit for this origonal marketing ploy. Unfourtunatly, most of their fans are half-retarded and thought Microsoft actually hacked a site and tehn put it in a MOVIE TRAILER WHERE THEY COULD FACE LEGAL REPROCUSIONS!!

In conclusion: You guys are idiots for beliving it.
You guys are idiots for wanting this overhyped piece of crap.

Love, Qwerty

7/24/2004 09:01:19 PM
Red Queen said...

Dana, I was linked over here by a group of friends discussing the situation. One had made a rather distinct comparison between you and an old friend, Laia. Laia left the web years ago, and is probably still out there, making her amends to the dead.

Interested, I had to come and take a look. What I found was definitely enough to whet my appetite.

Certainly, xnbomb's advice is the wisest course of action. Shield your aunt. Let the clock count down. Don't interfere with the Queen's resurrection. You sound like a very nice person, and I really don't want to see you or your aunt get hurt, because the threat left by "it" sounds serious.

Most of all, don't worry. I have a large group of friends, and your site's the talk of the group. I'm fairly certain that, if anything does go down, we'll be ravenously looking into it, as, like xn said, it just might be a window on another world.

(Guys, please don't try to demand any information from Dana. You know what happened the last time.)

Red Queen/MeowCuriousKat/KG785

7/24/2004 09:03:56 PM
fallacyofentity said...

thefridgeowl.com counter off by a day or two i have a group of freinds all working on this so far we know some but this is all very deep

7/24/2004 09:11:48 PM
Xweapon said...

Someone posted a link to http://www.archaeonia.com/religion/mythology/arachne.htm

I'd just like to quote out of that for those who haven't read it.

"Arachne was in such grief that she hung herself. Athena, not angry enough to kill her and sad that she chose to kill herself, decided to let Arachne live, but with some conditions. Arachne was to hang forever and weave in the air. Just before the goddess left she sprinkled magic over Arachne and the girl's hair fell out, and her nose and ears fell off as well. Her head shrank to a tiny size until she was mostly a giant belly but her fingers could still weave. Athena had turned her into a spider allowing her to weave wonderfully for eternity. Ever since then spiders have woven beautiful webs."

There have been mentions to spiders, and Athena hanging herself. Just wanted to put that out there.

-Xweapon

7/24/2004 09:47:43 PM
Exzoner said...

Er...I don't know if this has already been discovered/whether or not it helps, but the name of the script that's running that is "countdowntochina.js". I just like to help...stay cool.

7/24/2004 10:24:47 PM
Spade said...

BMW had a inter/ myster thing like this. Hidden in their "The Hire" dvd shorts where phone numbers and URLs, taking them into a complex scavenger hunt, leading them all the way from a corner in New York to Las Vegas, where one person out of the 100-200 people who finished won a free BMW.

7/24/2004 10:26:35 PM
343 Guilty Spark said...

Qwerty, I find it ironic that you call us half-retards when you can't even spell 'original', 'time', 'unfortunately', or 'then'.

I await a half-assed rebuttal.

7/24/2004 10:34:20 PM
lugnut_module_404 said...

I want to apologize for all of the Halo fans that have posted to your blog, myself included.

Obviously your site has been hacked. I express full sympathy with you. Do not fret, this will all die down in a short while.

This is not an official apology. Just an observer's thoughts.

7/24/2004 11:35:42 PM
Iconoclast said...

Hi,

A lot of us are very interested and concerned by the unique problems Dana seems to be experiencing. However, I'd like to ask people check the discoveries already made to do with the problem before posting reams of text that have been pointed out already. I know I'm personally finding it hard on a lot of sites dedicated to exploring the problem to see the wood for the trees anylonger.

I'm sure if we do that the whole "helping" process will be much easier for us, and Dana.

7/25/2004 01:40:05 AM
rolandog said...

Well, this is really odd. I'm a normal video gamer. I'm a fan of Halo, but would like to help out on this situation. (Just created my blog, yay)

I had heard that Hotmail had some weird filters that had blocked incoming mails from gmail accounts. I don't know if that has been corrected, but it could be a clue as to why mails are not received at gmail account from hotmail account.

The thing that puzzles me too is the fact that the mails are missing! I hope it's not a vandal, but just a 'bug'.

I hope all this gets solved soon.

Best regards,

rolandog

7/25/2004 01:41:50 AM
Truth said...

Our country's freedom was built on change and now dwindles because of unwillingness to change.

7/25/2004 02:40:34 AM
The Messiah said...

It is the truth that sets us free. A liberty in its own right and a torch carried by few. The lights of freedom shine brighter when the truth is armed in hand, mind and soul.

An MSN search of xnbomb will bring up some interesting links. These very sites that are listed, unfiction, netninja and unforum are sites that have been trying to crack the message. Find information there the best you can.

The truth about this countdown is simple. You are the victim of


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7/25/2004 02:43:46 AM
boech said...

Do you think that the messages are being sent to the wrong web site? Check out

http://ehrweb.aaas.org/womeninscience/essays/chavarria.htm

and

http://www.mexnor.org/p_1.asp?cat=about&aid=biochavarria

In the first link Dr Gabriela Chavarría explains how she love's bees. Here's a quote from the second link:

As a leading specialist on pollinators and international conservation, she has served as an advisor to the Global Invasive Species Program, the Coevolution Institute, the Ecos System Institute, the Captain Planet Foundation.

"Global Invasive Species Program" - sounds like she would be someone you might try to contact if you knew of an imminent invasion

7/25/2004 02:48:52 AM
TheStinger said...

Hello, at www.immersionunlimited.com we came to a startling discovery. You are not the only site being meta-sized. We are trying to find out more, and you are welcome to join us. So far these are the only sites we found with similar effects. If you, or anyone else, finds something more please let us know by visiting our site. Thank you Spass of www.immersionunlimited.com for the great find!

The sites are....

http://www.science.uva.nl/cms-forms/ai.php?formulier=vakkenlijst&session=1&prog=122&fase=
(notice the logo looks a little like Immersion Unlimited's site initials)

http://thefridgeowl.com/

7/25/2004 03:48:00 AM
The Messiah said...

http://www.cafeshops.com/ilovebees.12518390?zoom=yes#zoom

Also check out the Shopkeeper's Bio. It is Margaret. And look at what it says below

"The end of the World is upon us! I wont be selling these items after Aug 24th due to the BEE's."

BEE's is in capitals and has an apostrophe. BEE's must be an entity

We can only assume th

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2

5

7/25/2004 03:57:47 AM
none said...

This is the same type of advertising that was done for the Blair Witch Project. The had a website up showing fake police reports for the missing kids, links to other sites showing "real" content. In the end it was all a sham for the movie, but it did it's job and a dinky movies was able to make a killing in the theater on very little advertising $.

7/25/2004 07:27:05 AM
Joltacks said...

Bees can't type, so obviously its a person who has edited all that html and javascript. And, as inevitable as this is, maybe it wasn't human but rather a disembodied flesh eating mutant zombie from outer space.

7/25/2004 10:43:28 AM
Elynn said...

I'd have to agree that Aunt Margaret doesn't need the worry, and it's all probably nothing to worry about. You're doing the right thing!

7/25/2004 10:45:49 AM
Sean-118 said...

Alright, I'm hosting a chat room in YIM that pertains to this subject. It's in the games section, of course, and just look under the user-created rooms. Once you find it, join and we can discuss this in chat. Halo fans and sympathizers alike are welcome to the room.

Well, I think the most interesting clue I've seen so far is the acronym SPDR. I think that it's the defining clue that almost proves that August 24 is the Single Player Demo Release...!

7/25/2004 11:59:34 AM
F1yin6M0nk said...

Metastization of other sites, one namely, thefridgeowl.com, reported to be a sham. Webmasters playing jokes to make others think that it is spreading. Ilovebees.com is the only ligit one known so far.

7/25/2004 12:00:47 PM
7th Mk IV MJOLNIR said...

[quote]
Xweapon said...
Someone posted a link to http://www.archaeonia.com/religion/mythology/arachne.htm

I'd just like to quote out of that for those who haven't read it.

"Arachne was in such grief that she hung herself. Athena, not angry enough to kill her and sad that she chose to kill herself, decided to let Arachne live, but with some conditions. Arachne was to hang forever and weave in the air. Just before the goddess left she sprinkled magic over Arachne and the girl's hair fell out, and her nose and ears fell off as well. Her head shrank to a tiny size until she was mostly a giant belly but her fingers could still weave. Athena had turned her into a spider allowing her to weave wonderfully for eternity. Ever since then spiders have woven beautiful webs."

There have been mentions to spiders, and Athena hanging herself. Just wanted to put that out there.

-Xweapon
[/quote]
Athena didn't hang herself, Arachne hung herself.
Arachne challenged Athena, a God, to a weaving contest because she believed she was the best weaver, period.
Athena of course, defeated her in the contest.
Instead of facing the wraith of the gods, Arachne hung herself.
Athena, taking pity on her, turned her into the first spider.

7/25/2004 12:06:54 PM
F1yin6M0nk said...

There is a lot of doubt that spdr means single player demo release, spiders are somehow relivent, so spdr could be just referring to them. Something else considered to be relivant would be wasps: Breed in the same way that the flood do, infesting a host then having more wasps emerge... long story, surf forums and try to get as much info as you can before entering chat sessions, as they will probably be a LOT more informed than you are before you enter.

7/25/2004 12:13:37 PM
Xweapon said...

Ah yes, thank you 7th Mk IV MJOLNIR, for that correction. It was very late when I posted, and I missed that. :)

7/25/2004 12:19:29 PM
Sean-118 said...

Yeah, I just looked around the unfiction forums. But it still seems too much of a coincidence to me that SPDR is an acronym for single player demo release. Anyway, they have some good theories at those forums. SPDR waking up and becoming physical? Spreading to other networks? Sounds like stuff coming from a sci-fi movie... ;)

7/25/2004 12:29:05 PM
ERoB said...

did any one else read this on the honey page "Honey has healing qualities, too! Ancient Egyptians used it on wounds because germs cannot grow in honey" What if it has something to do with a cure for the flood. There have been many refrences to greek roman and egyptian history. there have already been rumors that the forerunners built the pyramids what if the cure for the flood is somewhere underneath them.

7/25/2004 01:46:34 PM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Civilians are not authorized for further data on WILDFIRE or KBM.

It is enough that we exist.

7/25/2004 02:13:24 PM
wiseman said...

This is a publicity stunt. Someone should REALLY hack this page just to make it all the more comical. Dana allowed this to happen. How else would you explain the extremely obvious HTML code causing this "phenomenon" as they call it. This could be removed from the code in under 20 seconds by any sub half-wit with 2 opposable thumbs. Most of what Dana says is make believe and most likely my post will be removed as soon as the Entity "dana" notices it. You guys need a Net education if you are buying into this. This is meant to draw attention.

7/25/2004 02:16:30 PM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Wiseman -

Interference with WILDFIRE will not be tolerated.

Cease and desist.

- Macavity

7/25/2004 02:29:16 PM
joe_knittel said...

uhh... you guys are dumbasses!

7/25/2004 02:47:17 PM
The Scapegoat said...

"Dana" as you chose to call yourself.
I believe I have found some flaws in your statements about your website.
1.ilovebees.com is seen in all the Halo 2 Trailers,which is a good sign that your lying in the first place.

2.The quote/text in your website,that you claim is unrelated/caused by a hacker or virus is definetly halo related,wherin "Bees" refer to the flood.Also many hints to this being related to bungie are obvious. "Seek the truth" is an obvious one,as bungie's "world" domination faction is called the truth.They spell it Tru7h,which raises more suspicions,as youve been working as a beekeeper for exactly "7" years...ha,Funny.

3.Ive stumbled apon the website www.cafepress.com/ilovebees
Where if you click the t-shirt logo the back picture has the Halo 2 logo right on it.LMFAO.
Also seen on that site are a few quotes that refer to august 24,which you refer to in your pervios blog posts and is also when the timer on your main page ends.Coincedence,not likely.The two comments that "you" post are:
"The end of the World is upon us! I wont be selling these items after Aug 24th due to the BEE's."
And-
"Get Yours Before the end of the World Aug 24th"

Bungie has something planned people,and "Dana" may be real,but she knows full well whats going on.I also find it funny you refer to your aunt margaret as "Aunt M"
M stands for microsoft maybe?

-end

7/25/2004 03:09:39 PM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Cortana -

Anomaly in WILDFIRE.

Analysis suggests phoenix has risen.

- Macavity

7/25/2004 03:28:57 PM
Jordan said...

It's weird how a bunch of people post support for Dana at a time. They seem to come in surges.

Also, the fact that Dana turned off anonymous posting could mean that she is, as a worker for Bungie, trying to lead us in the direction of finding out who makes the supportive posts about shielding her Aunt and cleaning the server.

7/25/2004 04:12:56 PM
ElGameR said...

I have been working my way along, And keeping a blog as I go, check it out at

http://elgamer.blogspot.com/

I just posted all of the text found in the immages.

Any help you can give me there would be nice!

7/25/2004 04:18:42 PM
sl1pstream said...

BEE = Busy Environment Entity?
QUEEN = the QUasi Enabler of ENtities?
DRONE = the DRiver Of Nominal Entities?

Then the HIVE would be a Highly-parallel Integrated Virtual Environment

:/

7/25/2004 04:36:40 PM
McGurque said...

i still have some thinking to do before i start to make a truly coherent picture of all of this, but i will start here, and hopefully get more of you thinking along these lines. Sean-118, i believe it was, made a comment about how all of this seems like it is out of a science fiction movie or something. well, how many things do we have in society that seemed far-fetched not that long ago? how often does fantasy become reality? i say, enough that it can't simply be discarded. if anyone wants to do a little interesting research, i read a book one time entitled "The Lucifer Principle". it makes mention of something known as a "meme". in short, memes are to ideas as genes are to organisms. the dna which allows it to continue to evolve, to survive. many of you have made mention of things this reminds you of. well, looking at it strictly for what it is, this reminds me of two different things. in one way, perhaps the easier to see of the two, it reminds me of the story told in the movie version of "Ghost in the Shell". in another way, it reminds me of the events that unfolded in the movie "Fight Club". I will let you think about it for yourselves for now, but will respond to anyone who wants to know what i am talking about. fallacyofentity, i would like to talk to you.

7/25/2004 04:44:32 PM
jonatj said...

Dana, is your Aunt Margaret upset by the problems with her website?

I hope you can figure this out. Let me know if you need any help.

7/25/2004 05:16:05 PM
halo 2 owns u said...

aha. AHAHAHAHAH! this is the coolest marketing ploy ive ever seen. Take a pointless website, hack it, and put it on a halo 2 trailer! BUNGIE RULES!!!! but what baffles me the most is the fact you made an internet site for a honey company that sells its honey in 2 stores. I mean, who are you advertising to?

BTW this whole site is genious. you should be happy now because of all the hits your getting. o and dont worry. it will go back to normal when all this is over.

7/25/2004 05:17:36 PM
sl1pstream said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/25/2004 05:52:01 PM
343 Guilty Spark said...

Halo 2 Owns you, I can guarantee you that illegal activity such as hacking played no part in this. Remember that this site was only made on June 14th, and it would be more likely to see a site like this on geocities or something.

7/25/2004 06:29:12 PM
323 Guilty Durandel said...

Man I have to hand it to you Bungie guys, you make one hell of a mysterious game series. From Marathon to Halo, I love this stuff.

7/25/2004 07:21:14 PM
Harsh133 said...

I must say, this is very entertaining. It took me, somebody who was looking foreward to halo2, but was more interested in doom III and others, and made me now itching for august 24th to come around. Bungie and Microsoft, great idea. I do wish I was aunt margret though, because Im sure she, or whoever runs this site (if its a real one) definatly got some good cash or something good out of this. I cant wait untill the 16 days are up. It will be on more sites. This is a great ploy, so hats off. You got even more customers for a game that was going to be sold out for weeks anyway. I probably wont get my copy till a month later!

7/25/2004 07:29:30 PM
jse said...

Is it not possible the hotmail account was hacked by a less-than-paranormal observer? Your aunt's zip code is available through whois and Farnsworth's name is clearly visible on the site — even with the other distortion and weirdness going on. Perhaps it would be best to change the passwords just to be safe. I'm sure they will be able to find them again should they need to.

7/25/2004 07:41:54 PM
ElGameR said...

I have made another post on my blog, this time, about ladybee777@hotmail.com I would like you all to read it, and tell me what you think about my idea.

http://elgamer.blogspot.com/

7/25/2004 07:42:00 PM
2ltben said...

SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX

Single Player Demo Release

7/25/2004 07:52:39 PM
diogenes said...

I've been putting together the text from the entity on the web site, which I'm guessing a lot of other people are doing as well. If someone could point the way to a real discussion thread for this puzzle- one without people constantly saying "it's a hoax, ya'll are dumb"- because yes, it's a puzzle, you morons. It was in the trailer, everyone's just having fun and working out the brain.

BTW, the only other thing I have for SPDR is the stock market symbol. A SPDR is a group of S&P stocks bundled into one trading fund. Nothing there, I guess.

Anyway, let me know where the good forums are. Thanks.

7/25/2004 08:55:41 PM
Micro506 said...

Dear "Dana",


I will write under the premise that the site is a Halo 2 promotion, as I am sure that it is. I was discussing the site with a friend. At once, she realized the "Maxwell Demon" reference. At first we thought it was maybe a reference to the movie "Velvet Goldmine." We re-examined the line about a "Maxwell's Demon." Maxwell's Demon was a theoretical creature designed to contradict the second law of thermodynamics. Really, it was to create order from disorder. This is really somewhat impossible. Now, let's think. The "demon's" job was to seperate hotter than average and colder than average molecules. This has nothing to do with "siphoning off all ingoing and outgoing messages." The use of this phrase is strange. Maxwell's demon sounds almost like a religious thing, creating order from disorder. Isn't the Covenant's goal to create order from disorder by destroying the human race? This Maxwell's Demon has been overlooked, and I think needs to be examined more closely.

7/25/2004 09:04:16 PM
Micro506 said...

I forgot to add this link for more info on Maxwell's Demon: http://www.auburn.edu/~smith01/notes/maxdem.htm

7/25/2004 09:05:06 PM
Micro506 said...

Once again, we overlook the obvious. Look at the title in the beige box at the top of this page. That quote is from The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. Check it out.

7/25/2004 09:08:32 PM
johnnydangerous said...

the blog is active.

the hunt has begun.

trust is no longer given to strangers.

7/25/2004 09:11:46 PM
TopCat said...

Gearbox made halo1 suck, don't let it happen for halo2.

Word up to yous.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=%222370+Market+Street%22+%23510&btnG=Search

google can't reverse the phone number but the address is real, oh how i'm going to go there soonly and take photos.

7/25/2004 09:18:37 PM
diogenes said...

Oh, just saw that post.

Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX. SPDR. Duh.

7/25/2004 09:19:07 PM
James S. said...

dont know if n e 1 found this yet but possibly no relevence to halo 2 at all

http://metacortechs.netninja.com/little-boxes/aim-11-15/aim_transcripts-xnbomb.txt

7/25/2004 09:26:01 PM
ElGameR said...

Micro506-- I noticed the gray text about 2 hours ago, I just finished reading the essay, its interesting, but nothing more than the quote seems to have anything to do with this. You can read it for yourself at:

http://www.planetpdf.com/planetpdf/pdfs/free_ebooks/The_Metamorphosis_NT.pdf

7/25/2004 09:54:48 PM
scaredwitless said...

Lmao I can't believe people are still going along with this.

Halo 2 won't be this great. Sure it will be fun for about 3 days then you'll say "wow, all they added was dual handed guns and purdier bump mapping".

I'd say it's time for a few people to take a break from the internet and get a wiff of real life. You're all taking this too far for something so corny.

p.s. Bungy/MS, you guys are insane. WHAT does this have to do with Halo 2?

"Held down: yes. As if strapped to a table. Could I be in traction in some sick bay, some hospital ward?

Not necessarily one of ours.

But at the same time, parts of me being moved around, emptied out. As if under general anaesthetic, dimly conscious, half-aware as the surgeon cuts off my feet and sews them onto my shoulders. She opens my head with a medical hammer and sand spills out.

I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO-"

You guys need real life more than any of the posters in here. Jesus that was messed up and had absolutely no point. Get over yourselves, Halo 2 will be as great as 15 minutes of fame is.

7/25/2004 10:13:54 PM
Gimme G. Octopus said...

The hacking entity seems to know you, Dana Twing.

There's the embedded Gulliver quote about being tied down by "several slender Ligatures across my Body, from my Armpits to my Thighs." As you mentioned to another of us helpers, your pseudonym "Twing" comes from Larry Niven: "It's kind of like a string netting that keeps everything in it's place, but can easily be released for access."

Kind of like a Bungie cord.

Weird, huh?

Your friend, here to help,

GGO

7/25/2004 10:31:16 PM
7th Mk IV MJOLNIR said...

No problem Xweapon, serving as usual.

7/25/2004 10:37:39 PM
diogenes said...

I read that same transcript by xnbomb. They kept referencing something called the "metadex". Ostensibly, it's an index of metallugical objects or something like that. I think that may be something. It's a very strange IM transcript.

Also, I've been compiling messages from "the visitor" at the ilovebees site and trying to arrange them chronologically. I assume it's female- she made a reference to herself in the third person- "stick with, girl" or something to that effect.

7/25/2004 10:57:29 PM
gkscotty said...

Anything relating to Metacortechs, Metadex, Beth McConnell and so on is completely irrelevant to the problems on ILoveBees. These pages and characters were part of an "Alternate Reality Game" based on The Matrix.

The only real part of that chat log is xnbomb, who is a real person, who played that game and is now playing this one.

In other words, as far as I Love Bees and Halo 2 are concerned, it's a dead end.

7/26/2004 05:55:28 AM
Theorist said...

It seems to me, that no one has thoroughly investigated the Halo books. I came upon this little clue of information from the book "The Flood"


-from one of the writings on the site "MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
black beach, nothing but sand and darkness. Sometimes, in the distance, dry lightning: in the flash I see pieces of the wreck around me, the spars and rigging of my brain

-hold on. hold on. Steady up. Get a grip, girl. You have to fight through this.

Take a deep breath.

Survival Key #3: How Badly Are You Hurt?

Mentally, subject is confused and disoriented."


And then you look at what was written in "The Flood"

"But the sea was too rough, waves crashed down on the raft, and broke it apart. Swells lifted Keyes up, others pushed him down, and the final darkness beckoned. But then, Keyes became aware of the one thing the creature that raped his mind couldn't consume : the CNI transponder's carrier wave.

He reached for it like a drowning man, clutched the lifeline with all his might, and refused to let go. For here, deep within his watery grave, was a thread that led back to what he had been. "


As you can see, this was when Keyes had been infected by the flood, And it seems the same sort of situation with the "mayday" passage above......Coincidence?

7/26/2004 05:57:51 AM
Michael Evans said...

It has come to our attetion at Bungie, that alot of Halo fans have come to this website thinknig it is about or has Halo 2 information. This website's address at the bottom of our Halo 2 preview in 2003 is obviously a hacker or a fanboy having fun with are loyal fans. We are currently investigating into this and expect an out come before Halo 2 hit stores in November. This site is NO way affialated with Microsoft or Bungie. Also we at Bungie are on schedule with the release of Halo 2 on November 9, 2004. for more information please goto our website at www.bungie.net

7/26/2004 07:27:45 AM
Keith said...

I have a large problem believing that you are Michael, or anyone related to Bungie Studios. Yes, you have the name, but I'm sure even Frankie's name is not yet registered with blogger, and your mannerisms do not match the previous contact I have had with Michael. The burden of proof is upon you to prove that you are who you say you are.

7/26/2004 07:39:54 AM
PARAUKEN said...

SHOW ME THE TRUTH, I WANT IT NOW

7/26/2004 07:41:02 AM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Eliminate the impossible, and whatever remains - however improbable - must be the truth.

7/26/2004 07:50:02 AM
Malestrom said...

Nice spelling and punctuation there 'Michael Evans'. Just the sort of thing we'd expect from a Bungie employee or representative. Not. Do us all a favour and disappear while the rest of us try to work this out. Your input is not welcome.

7/26/2004 07:53:51 AM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Maelstrom -

Erroneus and extraneous data interferes with the WILDFIRE process.

WILDFIRE appreciates your input.

- Macavity

7/26/2004 08:32:47 AM
Cronolith said...

Durandal,

They understood SPDR.

Transfer data to new location:

http://www.empiŽ3ï^)SQÖÖkË/=øÄ

7/26/2004 08:50:30 AM
Matt said...

I'm sorry to see this happen to you LadyBee777, I hope they feel VERY "guilty" about what they've done. This kind of "sparks" an interesting debate about the truth.

No more said, no more harmed.

7/26/2004 09:03:41 AM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

Cronolith -

SPDR is a standard crisis action.

WILDFIRE is analysing the cause of SPDR - all current theories point to PHOENIX.

PHOENIX has risen, Cronolith. Make of that what you will.

- Macavity

7/26/2004 09:17:01 AM
ElGameR said...

I am now working on the Mayday text, I have come to a few conclusions, check them out on my blog:

http://elgamer.blogspot.com/

7/26/2004 09:44:36 AM
Micro506 said...

Michael Evans, if you are who I think you are, you are in NO WAY related to Bungie. That is if you are who I think you are. What state do you live in?

7/26/2004 09:48:43 AM
Micro506 said...

ElGameR

http://endeavor.med.nyu.edu/lit-med/lit-med-db/webdocs/webdescrips/kafka98-des-.html

That site talks a bit about the Metamorphosis by Kafka. What I find interesting is the commentary, specifically the first paragraph. I quote,

"Gregor's predicament is much like that of any person suffering from severe, particularly disfiguring, chronic illness or disability."

Examining some of the hidden text on the pages on this site, some passages look as if they could be about a hospital patient. Somebody had brought up Kelly the Spartan before. After all that has happened to her, I would think that she would be in some sort of medical facility...

7/26/2004 09:57:31 AM
vlad said...

Hey ElGamer nice finds. I enjoy reading your blog and seeing some intelligent analysis.
I was browsing through the Bungie employee list, and I dont recall there being anyone named Michael Evans. Nice try loser.

7/26/2004 10:09:10 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

great idea just go to my blog
www.wolfwoodsc.blogspot.com

7/26/2004 10:13:38 AM
Micro506 said...

"The day will break and the sun will rise when the Queen returns to rule, and further let it be known that retribution on any who hinder the return of the Queen will be swift and terrible"

The Queen returns to rule. This Queen could possibly be the leader of the Covenant. This makes more sense if you think: This Queen does not seem to have ruled in a long time. It has been a custom to accomplish something great before the return of a ruler. The earth is the source of evil for the Covenant. What better gift to a returning queen than to destroy the source of evil...?

7/26/2004 10:26:37 AM
Numero Uno said...

Heres my theory all the other dates are just Media Stuff like maybe a Trailor and a Announcement, the August 24th is the single player demo, the words on here all messed around with like mayday mayday or what not is the STORYLINE FOR THE SINGLE PLAYER DEMO, but until the demo is out or they give you any more hints you won't figure it out, anyways thats my 2 cents. I said HALO 2 DEMO even before anyone else. So anyways.

7/26/2004 10:28:20 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

wow....................
http://www.cafeshops.com/ilovebees.12518390
click on the picture of the back of the shirt

7/26/2004 10:30:12 AM
Micro506 said...

Wolfwoodsc,

You make some good points. But I think that the Comatas myth goes a bit deeper than a discription of a round of Halo. I also don't believe your early release theory. That doesn't happen. They have to burn discs, create packaging, ship it out, and tell the stores. This is a huge pain to get done early. I think all we can do is wait till November 9. That is, unless, something happens on August 24.

7/26/2004 10:39:02 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

like i said it wasnt mine i found this online and felt like sharing

7/26/2004 10:40:11 AM
Takato-mon said...

Did you guys ever come to think that maybe Bungie bought this name and made a fake website so they could continue to advertise halo 2 in the coolest way ever? Think really hard, why would you make a site called I Love Bees, let it get hacked and no report it.

7/26/2004 10:41:40 AM
Micro506 said...

Sorry, didn't see that. Where did you find it?

7/26/2004 10:42:15 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

i found it on bungie.net

also i looked up that Michael guy there is a guy that works for bungie, but odds (10/10) are thats not him.

7/26/2004 10:43:44 AM
Micro506 said...

Hey, I had a thought. Dana gave us some nice screenshots of what the site before it "crossed to the dark side." Has anyone examined those closely?

7/26/2004 10:53:03 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

where can i see those

7/26/2004 10:53:21 AM
Micro506 said...

They're on the main blog page under one of Dana's posts.

7/26/2004 10:54:33 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

thxs i found them nothing special.......

im really sad i just found out about this today.....
also what if this all turns out to be unrelated to halo.......... with all the evidence and the people......what IF

AT least we only have a few days left so we will all know what is comin,but at least one of things is tommorrow.

7/26/2004 11:01:56 AM
Micro506 said...

BTW, a Microsoft meeting wouldn't determine Halo 2 for PC. That would be a Bungie and possibly Gearbox meeting.

7/26/2004 11:06:24 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

ok i have come up with my own theorys sittin here....

1. tommorrow this site goes down... they annouce that Halo 2 will be comin early.

2. They give us a single player demo for halo 2 tommorrow. (before u say that "they said that they wouldnt do that remember THINGS change")

3. they say there is a big announcement tommorrow, but we dont get told till aug. 24th

4. They annouce a new movie tommorrow and the movie comes out on the other day.

5. the world ends

6. I had more but im at work and had to leave my comp. so my ideas from in the other room get forgot by the time i get back.



all this makes me angry and ive only knwon about this for 1 day i cant imagine what u guys are like.........thats for the true halo fans.......yea

7/26/2004 11:30:58 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

oh remembered one.....

ok so the countdown to tommorrow is just to get more people intersted in the microsoft confrence and the august countdown is a real annoucement about Halo 2

7/26/2004 11:33:39 AM
Micro506 said...

Wolfwoodsc

I SERIOUSLY doubt that Halo 2 will come out early. I am 99% sure that it will come out Halo 2. Your movie theory is believable though. I think that you might be right about bringing attention to the conference. i think that a trailer will come out on Aug. 24, and Halo 2 will come out on Nov. 9.

7/26/2004 11:57:02 AM
Wolfwoodsc said...

i dont believe the early release because....
1. The y have to let the stores know by now.
2. the store would have to keep it secret.
3. if it was comin soon some one would have leaked it
4. ............yea sure

also This is microsoft we are talkin about gates has enough money to do whatever he wants and he could just say one day "Hey were gonna release this game tommorrow"

7/26/2004 12:08:32 PM
retard said...

hi

7/26/2004 12:17:42 PM
retard said...

i can acuatly post

7/26/2004 12:19:43 PM
Micro506 said...

Wolfwoodsc

Bill Gatees doesn't make those decisions. Even if he did, what you're saying is still pretty impossible.

7/26/2004 12:22:47 PM
retard said...

will you really send me honey? i'm out

7/26/2004 12:24:05 PM
retard said...

i want honey now

7/26/2004 12:25:15 PM
retard said...

dana's hot

7/26/2004 12:26:06 PM
Micro506 said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/26/2004 12:27:26 PM
retard said...

why don't you say it to my face b****

7/26/2004 12:28:25 PM
Micro506 said...

Retard,
Please stop posting meaningless messages. You are wasting our time.

7/26/2004 12:28:52 PM
retard said...

who acctuly reads this, its not real

7/26/2004 12:29:54 PM
retard said...

I'm just board

7/26/2004 12:31:10 PM
retard said...

halo 2 rocks

7/26/2004 12:31:46 PM
Micro506 said...

Yes, Halo 2 does rock, but please do not repetetively post. Try and condense yout posts into one.

7/26/2004 12:35:25 PM
pineapple said...

i think it's something to do with halo 2 and a new release date.

7/26/2004 12:37:28 PM
pineapple said...

http://www.cafeshops.com/ilovebees.12518390

'Get Yours Before the end of the World Aug 24th'

Aparently, a few days ago that shirt had a halo 2 logo on the back (he seemed pretty certain)

7/26/2004 12:42:17 PM
retard said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/26/2004 12:47:20 PM
Micro506 said...

Yeah, just yesterday the shirt had a halo 2 logo on the back, but now it's gone...

7/26/2004 12:47:22 PM
retard said...

of course it does

7/26/2004 12:48:45 PM
retard said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/26/2004 12:56:51 PM
retard said...

If ,hypotheticaly, I was to give you 100 grand ,dana, would you tell me what the site is really for.

7/26/2004 01:01:02 PM
PhatShady said...

Has anyone tried ordering one of those shirts?

7/26/2004 01:42:13 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

obviously someone is monitoring this site or people's messages would not be deleted.......... DAMN U BUNGIE TELL US

7/26/2004 01:43:27 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

retard u are living upto your name

7/26/2004 01:44:11 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

wtf the halo 2 pic is gone now

7/26/2004 01:45:03 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/26/2004 01:47:15 PM
S7ubby said...

Dana, I'd like to hear more from you about waht is happening, you dont say much.

What do you think of this halo 2 stuff?

7/26/2004 01:54:52 PM
S7ubby said...

And why does your profile only say 10 posts, thats about how mant times you posted since this started.
Kinday suspicious that you never used the blog before this problem....

7/26/2004 02:02:31 PM
S7ubby said...

If you have an explaination, no offense.

7/26/2004 02:04:15 PM
Micro506 said...

^^^
Yeah, that's because this blog was created FOR this problem.

7/26/2004 02:05:10 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

look we all kno about the true meaning about this website and obviously the person in control will not admit we are right so.............. what do we do?

7/26/2004 02:05:34 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

also look bungie u left holes in your story and we have figured it out so just admit it.......

7/26/2004 02:06:32 PM
PhatShady said...

I think Bungie's, err I mean "Dana's" excuse would be that she started this blog in response to the problem.

7/26/2004 02:06:33 PM
S7ubby said...

exactly my point micro, by BUNGIE or MICROSOFT

7/26/2004 02:07:34 PM
PhatShady said...

I wonder who Bungie has monitoring this blog 24/7? (For deleting posts and such) Maybe Frankie? Having fun Frank?

7/26/2004 02:09:59 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

im goin with microsoft...........


Micrsoft free fo 146 days adn counting......

Linux and FireFox take that Microsoft

7/26/2004 02:10:44 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

well we all were wondering what Ed Fries new job was..........

7/26/2004 02:13:11 PM
retard said...

Wolfwoodsc whats that suposed to mean ,that was a legitimate question

7/26/2004 02:13:52 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

about the picture on the back of the shirt.....
i think someone is hiding these pics in different places... Then when someone mentions them they move the pic to a new place.

7/26/2004 02:15:55 PM
S7ubby said...

Microsoft never did anything but be succesful, and for some reason lots of people hate the company for that. I love M$ for making great things!!

Sorry, i was just getting sick of ppl in this blog sayin bad things.Oh and dont mess with bungie either.

7/26/2004 02:16:22 PM
retard said...

They're never goinging to tell us they obviously like to piss us off

7/26/2004 02:17:37 PM
retard said...

Dana you never answered my question

7/26/2004 02:20:22 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

stubby this is a public blog and i can say nething i want and im not saying that from someone who dislikes microsoft cause they are rich this is comin from someone who will be laughing the day microsoft knows that they can get away with chargin people by day to use their OS.........

also if u even knew how to use linux or firefox u would choose it over anything Microsoft would put out...... so there

*watch this get deleted*

7/26/2004 02:20:57 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/26/2004 02:24:59 PM
tommyboy said...

what do you think is going to happen tommorow if anything this whole thing is v v weird why would microsoft put it in the trailer

7/26/2004 02:28:53 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

wow my longhorn thing was deleted

7/26/2004 02:31:10 PM
tommyboy said...

did u say u cudnt what till longhorn was released?

7/26/2004 02:32:27 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

i said just wait until Longhorn comes out.........


FOR ALL U uninformed that would be one Microsofts next OS supposedly

7/26/2004 02:33:56 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

the whole thing about this site probably will either be told on Aug 24 or never........ so its up to u to figure it out

7/26/2004 02:34:59 PM
tommyboy said...

did u delete it beacause it says that it was deleted by author!

7/26/2004 02:35:37 PM
Dave said...

The bee site probably never existed before all this was planned. Maybe somebody already said that. but I don't have time to read 300+ replies.

7/26/2004 02:36:24 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

i didnt delete why would i delete it!!!!!

7/26/2004 02:36:48 PM
tommyboy said...

i havnt got a clue but it said deleted by author so that must be you!

7/26/2004 02:39:24 PM
Dave said...

The bee site probably never existed before all this was planned. Maybe somebody already said that. but I don't have time to read 300+ replies.

7/26/2004 02:39:52 PM
Dave said...

The bee site probably never existed before all this was planned. Maybe somebody already said that. but I don't have time to read 300+ replies.

7/26/2004 02:39:56 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

ANOTHER IDEA

maybe on Aug. 24th there will be a HUGE announcement about Halo 2

also i would love to be the guy who watches these posts and sit back and laugh at how wrong we all are.

7/26/2004 02:40:37 PM
dustingooding said...

guys, it's a game. this "hoax", it's a game. the "hacker" isn't real, it's a game. "dana" isn't real, it's a game. "bees" aren't real, it's a game. are you catching on? it's a game.

if you don't like that it's a game, move along.

however, i highly encourage you to stay. it's a game. for more info about a similar game, see The Beastthat being said...

Dana,
I'd be glad to help. Let me know if you find anything of interest that you haven't already shared with us. I'll be checking my email around midnight tonight. Maybe I'll hear from you by then?

7/26/2004 02:41:48 PM
retard said...

Mabey you know something they don't want you to know.Or mabey your one of them...just a thought

7/26/2004 02:41:51 PM
tommyboy said...

yeh if i knew about a massive announcement on the 24th i would be relli excited

7/26/2004 02:42:01 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

well it started at some point then she says it was hacked and nows its like this

7/26/2004 02:42:20 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

dustingooding

that type of thing happens all the time, but this is no game its a marketing ploy set up by people for Halo 2 thats it nothing more

7/26/2004 02:47:21 PM
dustingooding said...

wolfwoodscif you had been there for the Beast, like i was, you'd have said the same thing about it. we will see if this is a game or a publicity stunt (or BOTH?!?!)

as a cloudmaker, this is so reminiscent of the way the beast started. at first it was very suspicious, then it all became clear (well, at least as clear as it could be...)

and as far as things like this "happening all the time"... no they don't. not to the magnitude that was the beast. it was huge.

7/26/2004 03:35:31 PM
Truth said...

Tomorrow is the Microsoft DirectX XNA Meltdown Conference. Is anyone going? I couldn't make it, but I'll ask around to see if anything strange happens there.

7/26/2004 03:36:08 PM
Bighamm said...

This post has been removed by the author.

7/26/2004 03:41:05 PM
Micro506 said...

I don't understand why this is on unfiction or immersion unlimited. This is a marketing ploy.

7/26/2004 03:47:48 PM
Truth said...

I found out the answer on the gamedev.net news forums. This from the user Azrael:

"After reading several forums, some got to the conclusion that the numbers mean two different dates:


*



in 15 days.
*

augusth 24th.




after being puzzled for a while, they realized this: The next issue of OXM ships in aug 24. this issue will include "Info" about halo 2.

"Net users" (subscribers) will receive it in 15 days. (Too much of a coincidence.)


Ok So whats so important about OXM coming out ? well... Ninja Gaiden got a "surprise" demo in the issue dated one month before its release. If that is the same case for Halo 2 to be shipped in november 9, that would be:...



The augusth issue (holliday preview) (shipping in August 24th)



If you have an xbox.. you may begin your smiling, now.


Oh yeah, and start banging on the door of your friend who has a subscription.

In case you dont feel like doing the math:

It all points to this: We are getting a surprise demo of HALO 2 in the next issue of OXM."

7/26/2004 04:02:18 PM
Truth said...

I found out the answer on the gamedev.net news forums. This from the user Azrael:

"After reading several forums, some got to the conclusion that the numbers mean two different dates:


*



in 15 days.
*

augusth 24th.




after being puzzled for a while, they realized this: The next issue of OXM ships in aug 24. this issue will include "Info" about halo 2.

"Net users" (subscribers) will receive it in 15 days. (Too much of a coincidence.)


Ok So whats so important about OXM coming out ? well... Ninja Gaiden got a "surprise" demo in the issue dated one month before its release. If that is the same case for Halo 2 to be shipped in november 9, that would be:...



The augusth issue (holliday preview) (shipping in August 24th)



If you have an xbox.. you may begin your smiling, now.


Oh yeah, and start banging on the door of your friend who has a subscription.

In case you dont feel like doing the math:

It all points to this: We are getting a surprise demo of HALO 2 in the next issue of OXM."

7/26/2004 04:03:12 PM
UrMouth said...

"Best case scenario: the delinquent site gets fixed before the 29th, when I'm flying to Beijing"

posted by Dana at 7/14/2004 01:54:24 AM What a coincidence, the javascript that shows the countdown is named countdowntochina.js and dana seems to be going to beijing. Ok so I take it this a date for you to announce the release date of halo 2 in china (AND THE REST OF ASIA)(since you havent yet) ? If its this gay THEN YOU HAVE WASTED A LOT OF MY TIME!

7/26/2004 04:20:57 PM
D33pW@t3r said...

Dana, it appears that you are under attack by some unforseen alien...

7/26/2004 04:44:57 PM
Sean-118 said...

Fantastic detective work, Truth. Like I said before, although "SPDR" has other relevance to the site's problems, it also an acronym for "Single Player Demo Release." It all makes sense. The only two things we aren't completely sure of yet is what will happen tomorrow, when "network throttling erodes," and what exactly all of those messages on the pages have to do with Halo 2.

Man, I'll be sitting outside Safeway on August 24, waiting for them to open, just so I can get inside and grab a copy of OXM!!!

7/26/2004 04:48:19 PM
Andrew said...

How old is Ms. Dana?
she sure sounds smart. and is pretty too ;-)

...by the way, dana, i emailed you. i hope you get it.

because you shold really sue microsoft for 'causing mass confusion and woe to you and your family' etc..

--Laters,
Andrew

7/26/2004 04:53:19 PM
Joltacks said...

Two words for you folks. Belligerent Cultism.

7/26/2004 05:24:12 PM
SlyDude said...

This "thing" seems to be getting the better of you, try to decypher some things, find out why all these people are coming to your site and Think "outside" of the box, who knows? maybe some big name company is advertising a big new product on your site and is counting it down? =0 we may never know...

7/26/2004 05:26:06 PM
SlyDude said...

Yeah I know "SPDR" means just that, and to Truth: THIS IS THE BEST DECYPHERING WORK EVER! Great for finding it. I WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO OXM NOW!

7/26/2004 05:35:07 PM
Micro506 said...

Let's all pray that Truth is right.

7/26/2004 05:38:55 PM
halo 2 owns u said...

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7/26/2004 05:42:45 PM
UrMouth said...

Uh, to those of you who still think this website has been actually "hacked" I just have to say Ignorance is Bliss!

To those of you that know whats going on, did you check to see the name of the javascript that runs the counter? Its called countdowntochina.js and can be obtained here:
http://www.ilovebees.com/countdowntochina.js

I still havent seen anyone of you state a relation between august 24th and beijing, china where dana happens to be going on the 29th of this month. I believe dana and her bungie fellows are going to beijing, china to reveal the release date for Halo 2 for the far east and asia.

7/26/2004 05:43:59 PM
halo 2 owns u said...

isnt it odd when u search ilovebees.com at whois.org it comes up with this:

Registrant:
Margaret's House of Bees
Margaret's House of Bees
2370 Market Street #510
San Francisco, CA 94114-1575
US

Registrar: NAMESDIRECT
Domain Name: ILOVEBEES.COM
Created on: 14-JUN-04
Expires on: 14-JUN-09
Last Updated on: 15-JUL-04

Administrative, Technical Contact:
Efendi, Margaret ladybee777@hotmail.com
Margaret's House of Bees
Margaret's House of Bees
2370 Market Street #510
San Francisco, CA 94114-1575
US
415-248-2617


Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.MYDOMAIN.COM
NS2.MYDOMAIN.COM
NS3.MYDOMAIN.COM
NS4.MYDOMAIN.COM

End of Whois Information


it also sais this site was created on JUNE 12.

WOA!!

isnt that around the time the theatrical trailer for halo 2 came out?

hmm...

(thanx for the info, remotemonkey)

7/26/2004 05:44:35 PM
UrMouth said...

hey halo 2 owns you, are you trying to present evidence here? you're just comming out as a moron with this statement. we can all whois and find out this info and the fact that the website was made the same time that halo 2 teaser came out. WHAT THE #$@# IS YOUR POINT? or is this your smoking gun to the fact that this website is bungie/microsoft property and not hacked? YOU morons still think this site has been actually hacked? HOW PATHETIC ARE YOU? halo 2 owns you, you're a retarded child. Try calling the number associated with that domain you'll get to hear dana's voice maybe there's a subliminal message in her voicemail.. heh DOUCHEBAGS!

7/26/2004 05:55:43 PM
Micro506 said...

UrMouth,
Calm down man. H2OY was just trying to help. There is no need for insults or foul language here. We are just trying to figure out what is going on. Oh, and Halo 2 does own.

7/26/2004 06:04:35 PM
KBM Operative Macavity said...

All Units -

Prepare datastores for capture.

WILDFIRE Stage 2 on-line and standing by.

- Macavity

7/26/2004 06:04:41 PM
Micro506 said...

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7/26/2004 06:09:49 PM
Andrew said...

why does the cafepress shop shirt now say "9 Billion R.I.P" and show a dead bee???
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BEES? WHY WOULD YOU PUT A PICTURE OF A DEAD BEE ON YOUR SHIRTS????? WHY??????? WHY HAVE YOU BETRAID THE BEES??????????!!!!!!!??????
:'(

7/26/2004 06:10:32 PM
Andrew said...

KBM Operative Macavity, FREAKIN SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!! WTF?! SIREOUSLY YOU'RE SO FREAKIN WEIRD!

7/26/2004 06:13:24 PM
halo 2 owns u said...

lol your mouth is right. i did sound like a retard. i was just tryin to piss off whoever is acting as Dana. anywho, if ya want me, ill be on bungie.net (johny Joe)

7/26/2004 06:24:40 PM
Andrew said...

ooooo, the shop has a new shirt...

the logo reads "The 7th Comb"

hmmmm whats that mean?

7/26/2004 06:33:47 PM
Andrew said...

a new magnet with "the 7th comb" logo too..

but really, answer me about the dead bee. wtf? i thought you loved them!????

7/26/2004 06:36:00 PM
Wolfwoodsc said...

ok someone has to order one of the items if someone hasnt already...........

7/26/2004 06:41:40 PM
Andrew said...

omg, now all the hapy bee logo's turned into dead "9 billion R.I.P." logos :'(
what's wrong with you? i thought you loved bees?

you let down bee lovers everywhere.
:'(

7/26/2004 06:45:11 PM
dac said...

Hi there,

Having some trouble with an order I placed a few weeks back (order #377403 on 7/2, 3x 16oz jars); I called this in since the site wasn't accepting web orders.

I found that UPS left the order at my house last Monday, no worries. But since then, I've been receiving duplicate orders *every day*! I'm now up to 18 jars, though I've only paid for three.

Can you check into this? I'd refuse the shipments and have them sent back, but I'm at work during the day. As much as I like the honey... :-)

7/26/2004 06:58:04 PM
Andrew said...

dac said...
Hi there,

Having some trouble with an order I placed a few weeks back (order #377403 on 7/2, 3x 16oz jars); I called this in since the site wasn't accepting web orders.

I found that UPS left the order at my house last Monday, no worries. But since then, I've been receiving duplicate orders *every day*! I'm now up to 18 jars, though I've only paid for three.

Can you check into this? I'd refuse the shipments and have them sent back, but I'm at work during the day. As much as I like the honey... :-)










.....dac, yo ulucky, LUCKY person.
don't complain, you're getting free honey!omg, if you dont want it, send it to me!
jeeze.

7/26/2004 07:04:57 PM
Andrew said...

"It has started, he killers are among us. August 24th, there is only one who can save us now. "

what the heck, Dana, why don't you sell something usefull on your shop, LIKE YOUR HONEY!!!

:'(
you sadden me, yes you do.

7/26/2004 07:11:59 PM
Micro506 said...

The Earth's current population is 6 billion people. Halo 2 takes place in about 150 years(correct me if I am wrong). With the new 9 billion RIP shirts, guess what the population projection is.

7/26/2004 07:13:00 PM
Andrew said...

dude, what the heck though?
it shows a dead bee.


DANA EXPLAIN YOUR TWISTED BEE KILLING WAYS!
>_<

7/26/2004 07:22:24 PM
Micro506 said...

Perhaps the whole bee theme represents the human race.

7/26/2004 07:25:17 PM
Micro506 said...

"It has started, he killers are among us. August 24th, there is only one who can save us now."

I think this only strengthens Truth's demo theory.

7/26/2004 07:28:11 PM
Frank said...

Dana,

Okay, let me just spitball an idea here. If we throw caution to the wind and allow free speculation (put on your tinfoil hat for a moment), it would seem that the computer hosting your website is currently housing at least one semi-intelligent digital entity. I see no reason why a synthetic intelligence couldn't exist, but right now no one knows how to do it. Therefore, by whatever means it has been deposited on the hosting computer, this entity is a humongously important discovery for the progress of computer science, psychology, and who knows what else.
It also seems that this entity is damaged/restricted in some way and attempting to repair itself. Now, I don't knwo about you, but I've seen a Sci-Fi movie or two, (the "Terminator" movies and the recent "I, Robot" come to mind), and when computer AI's get damaged, bad things happen.

I think it would be in everyone's interest to be able to inspect this thing in more detail, to get at the root of what's going on or even maybe communicate directly with the entity.

7/26/2004 07:28:14 PM
PhatShady said...

I was hoping for great story with plenty of plot twists for Halo 2. However, doesnt this all seem a bit too deep for a video game? Does Bungie actualy let the majority of Earth's population die? If so, how great is MC if he lets everyone die? Isnt he suppose to SAVE Earth?

7/26/2004 07:33:57 PM
Frank said...

Dana,

Okay, let me just spitball an idea here. If we throw caution to the wind and allow free speculation (put on your tinfoil hat for a moment), it would seem that the computer hosting your website is currently housing at least one semi-intelligent digital entity. I see no reason why a synthetic intelligence couldn't exist, but right now no one knows how to do it. Therefore, by whatever means it has been deposited on the hosting computer, this entity is a humongously important discovery for the progress of computer science, psychology, and who knows what else.

It also seems that this entity is damaged/ restricted in some way and attempting to repair itself. Now, I don't know about you, but I've seen a Sci-Fi movie or two, (the "Terminator" movies and the recent "I, Robot" come to mind), and when computer AI's get damaged, bad things happen. We (well, myself at least) would like to avoid things like the internet rebelling against humanity, etc.

I think it would be in everyone's interest to be able to inspect this thing in more detail, to get at the root of what's going on or even maybe communicate directly with the entity. So, my question to you is, how do you go about uploading your files to the server? Right now, that's one of the only channels of communication we have. Much more usefull would be if your hosting company provided you with a SHELL account on the machine. The instructions would be about something called 'telnet' or 'SSH'. If you see either of these terms in your hosting company's instructions, please let us all know the details so we can start poking this thing more directly.


Concerned for the future of humanity,
--Frank

7/26/2004 07:34:42 PM
Xweapon said...

Hmm... Please someone want to prove that that CafePress site is for real? My guess is it's some retard that wants to make a profit off what's happening... Maybe not though.

7/26/2004 07:36:35 PM

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