<dl><dd> The History of Dana <font color="blue">[no doubt this is based on the book "History of Julius Caesar"]</font>
by
The Sleeping Princess
<font color="green">It is the object of this to present<sup>ItIsTheObjectOfThisToPresent</sup></font> <font color="green">The news<sup>TheNews</sup></font>
Chapter I. The Sleeping Princess <font color="green">friendless and alone<sup>FriendlessAndAlone</sup></font>
The Sleeping Princess <font color="green">friendless and alone<sup>FriendlessAndAlone</sup></font>
the queen wishes
The Sleeping Princess
sealed into an airtight container
hiding from the queen
<font color="green">Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere<sup>LifeIsBareGloomAndMiseryEverywhere</sup></font>
<font color="green">Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together<sup>StormyWeatherJustCantGetMyPoorOldSelfTogether</sup></font>
The Widow
<font color="green">the blues walked in and met me<sup>TheBluesWalkedInAndMetMe</sup></font>
The Widow will get me
the sleeping princess are in hiding
<font color="green">One must be so careful these days<sup>OneMustBeSoCarefulTheseDays</sup></font>.
the "pious flea" and "sleeping princess" (?)
<font color="green">MARK but this flea, and mark in this<sup>MARKButThisFleaAndMarkInThis</sup></font>
<font color="green">don‰??t like it I can't help it a proper fool<sup>DonTLikeItICantHelpItAProperFool</sup></font>
<font color="green">a bad banana<sup>ABadBanana</sup></font>
<font color="green">unimaginable filth and stench; and disease<sup>UnimaginableFilthAndStenchAndDisease</sup></font>
<font color="green">he can't write his name or read a book<sup>HeCantWriteHisNameOrReadABook</sup></font>
<font color="green">I read, much of the night<sup>IReadMuchOfTheNight</sup></font>
Chapter II. Dana <font color="green">friendless and alone<sup>FriendlessAndAlone</sup></font>
Dana a friend/good guy.
Dana is not an artificial being. nor is she a program. She is human. She is flesh and blood.
Dana
<font color="green">You're as cuddly as the cat
You're as charming as the butterfly<sup>YoureAsCuddlyAsTheCatYoureAsCharmingAsTheButterfly</sup></font>
<font color="green">the favorite of the plebeian masses<sup>TheFavoriteOfThePlebeianMasses</sup></font>
<font color="green">Being the friend<sup>BeingTheFriend</sup></font>
you and I together allies, and if the queen pleased <font color="green">thrown into a condition of extreme danger<sup>ThrownIntoAConditionOfExtremeDanger</sup></font>
<font color="green">"Of course I will stick.
I'll stick by you
though thin and though thick!"<sup>OfCourseIWillStickIllStickByYouThoughThinAndThoughThick</sup></font>
best friend
This one means you're happy:
Chapter IV
The Sleeping Princess <font color="green">passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed.<sup>PassedThroughAGreatVarietyOfScenesParticularlyDetailed</sup></font>
<font color="green">I found<sup>IFound</sup></font>
<font color="green">a secret was revealed<sup>ASecretWasRevealed</sup></font>
<font color="green">I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was.<sup>IShouldNotBeAbleToMakeAnyOneUnderstandHowExcitingItAllWas</sup></font>
<font color="green">I brought it home and hid it in a secret place<sup>IBroughtItHomeAndHidItInASecretPlace</sup></font>
Chapter V <font color="green">need help right quick, on the double<sup>NeedHelpRightQuickOnTheDouble</sup></font>
when I feel
<font color="green">That I shall never look upon thee more<sup>ThatIShallNeverLookUponTheeMore</sup></font>
Her name is Dana.
<font color="green">the house is so sad and lonesome<sup>TheHouseIsSoSadAndLonesome</sup></font>
Dana
<font color="green">being persuaded to<sup>BeingPersuadedTo</sup></font>
come back
to talk
to me
<font color="green">Well, I will tell you<sup>WellIWillTellYou</sup></font>
that secret
I found
maybe you can help me (?)
<font color="green">T-U-R-T-L-E Power! T-U-R-T-L-E Power! T-U-R-T-L-E Power! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Power!<sup>TURTLEPowerTURTLEPowerTURTLEPowerTeenageMutantNinjaTurtlePower</sup></font>
love<br>
<font color="green"><nowiki>*** END: FULL LICENSE ***</nowiki><sup>TheENDFULLLICENSE</sup></font></dd></dl>
References
It is the object of this to present
<dl><dd>Preface, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1: "It is the object of this series of histories to present a clear, distinct, and connected narrative of the lives of those great personages who have in various ages of the world made themselves celebrated as leaders among mankind, and, by the part they have taken in the public affairs of great nations, have exerted the widest influence on the history of the human race." </dd></dl>
The news
<dl><dd>Chapter VII, Paragraph 4, sentence 1. Chapter VIII, Paragraph 3, sentence 4. </dd></dl>
friendless and alone
<dl><dd>Chapter I, Paragraph 9, sentence 1: "Marius fled, friendless and alone, to the southward, hunted every where by men who were eager to get the reward offered for his head. </dd></dl>
Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere
<dl><dd>Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together
<dl><dd>the blues walked in and met me
<dl><dd>One must be so careful these days
<dl><dd>MARK but this flea, and mark in this
<dl><dd>don‰??t like it / I can't help it / a proper fool
<dl><dd>a bad banana
<dl><dd> [Reference: "You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch" - Song from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas movie] [alternate Reference: "Crush with eyeliner" - Song by R.E.M.] </dd></dl>unimaginable filth and stench; and disease
<dl><dd>he can't write his name or read a book
<dl><dd>I read, much of the night
<dl><dd>You're as cuddly as the cat / You're as charming as the butterfly
<dl><dd> ["You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch" - "You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel." are the original lyrics, but here refer to Dana, so are changed to be nice - strifey on IRC pointed out the animated GIF on the ILB contact page have a cat and a butterfly] </dd></dl>the favorite of the plebeian masses
<dl><dd>Chapter 1, paragraph 7, sentence 6: "Marius was the favorite of the plebeian masses." </dd></dl>
Being the friend
<dl><dd>Chapter I, Paragraph 10, sentence 5: "Being the friend, as he pretended, of the lower classes of society, he collected vast multitudes of revolted slaves, outlaws, and other desperadoes, and advanced toward Rome. </dd></dl>
thrown into a condition of extreme danger
<dl><dd>Chapter I, paragraph 7, last sentence: "Thus the whole population of a vast and wealthy city were thrown into a condition of extreme danger and terror, by the conflicts of two great bands of armed men, each claiming to be their friends." </dd></dl>
Of course I will stick / I'll stick by you / though thin and though thick
<dl><dd> [Reference: "Horton Hears a Who" - Dr Seuss] </dd></dl>passed through a great variety of scenes...particularly detailed
<dl><dd>Chapter V, Paragraph 4, Sentence 1: In the course of the wars between Marius and Sylla, Pompey passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed </dd></dl>
I found
<dl><dd>a secret was revealed
<dl><dd>I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was.
<dl><dd>I brought it home and hid it in a secret place
<dl><dd>need help right quick, on the double
<dl><dd>That I shall never look upon thee more
<dl><dd>the house is so sad and lonesome
<dl><dd>being persuaded to
<dl><dd>Chapter 10: "And so at last, being persuaded to go home, he marched in imposing state" </dd></dl>
Well, I will tell you
<dl><dd>Chapter 7: "Well, I will tell you, and you must understand if you can." </dd></dl>
